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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3446 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1124 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!