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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3233 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!