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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3667 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3990 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!