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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!