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At This Point, I Rather Have This Guys In Today’s Game Than Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing with the same old boring players on your Minecraft server? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of chaos? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Worst Players 3ver

+18, Adultowned, Adults, Chill, Community, Discord, Friends, Fun, grow, hang out, inner worst player, Join, Minecraft, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted, Worst Players 3ver

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	9
Crops Grown:	2885	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to the Worst Players 3ver Minecraft Server!

We are a small Minecraft server looking to grow a community of adults to just chill and hang out! We’d love for you to stop by and join us!

Join The Worst Players 3ver Discord server today and embrace your inner worst player ever. The discord is 18+ so please respect our requirements. And have fun!

37.10.122.11:26218

EpoxyMC: Where even the Ender Dragon has to obey the laws of physics!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Towns Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

EpoxyMC Server

Server Details:

IP	play.epoxymc.net
Version	1.20.4

Why Join EpoxyMC?

Innovative Survival: Experience a unique blend of classic survival with advanced gameplay mechanics.
Exciting Features: Engage in challenging quests, use custom enchants, battle powerful bosses, and trade in a dynamic economy.
Thriving Community: Join a friendly and active player base where everyone is welcome.
Constant Updates: We regularly add new content to keep the adventure fresh and exciting.

Join us now at: play.epoxymc.net

See you in-game!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address play.epoxymc.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we regularly add new content and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Are custom enchants available on the server?	Yes, players can use custom enchants to enhance their gameplay experience.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a dynamic economy system in place that allows players to trade with each other.

Crafty Yanks

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of NATO! Our server is so advanced that we have free healthcare and education for all players – thanks to the generous military spending of our American allies. Imagine mining for diamonds while getting a free check-up from a virtual doctor, or attending virtual classes at our virtual university. It’s like living in a utopian society where everything is taken care of for you, all thanks to our NATO partnership. So come join us and experience the luxury of subsidized military spending in the most unexpected way possible – in Minecraft!

RTX 3080 Ti Driver Windows 7 Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, we once had a player ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and actually win! And get this, our server is so powerful, it can run Minecraft with RTX 3080 Ti graphics on Windows 7! Who needs Linux when you have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Join us now for a wild ride filled with llamas, creepers, and endless adventures!

Spuds

Adventure, chat bridge, Claiming, Claims, dad jokes, dedicated server, Discord, Discordsrv, fred, germany, Griefprevention, Lag-free, luckperms, Minecraft, minimal plugins, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, Potatoes, Semivanilla, Smooth, spuds, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hello there adventurer!You’re a big fan of potatoes and also prefer having an experience close to vanilla Minecraft?Look no further! Spuds is the perfect server for you.

At Spuds we only have the minimal amount of plugins to make sure everything runs smooth.These are: GriefPrevention (claiming), DiscordSRV (chat bridge), LuckPerms (permissions) and a custom-made plugin that doesn’t alter gameplay (for example we have dad jokes).

The server is hosted in Germany on a dedicated server to ensure we are having a lag-free experience.

I hope to see you there,

Fred with staff

spuds.cloud

FrontierSMP: Where Villagers are the true PVP masters! 1.20.6 Towny, McMMO, Custom Terrain, Crossplay

1.20.6, Artmap, Bluemap, Chest Shops, crossplay, Custom, Custom Crops, Custom Shops, Customization, Enchants, FrontierSMP, Furniture, Masters, MCMMO, new features, ONLINE, Player Run Economy, Player Warps, PvP, Siege Wars, Terrain, Towny, True, Unique Tools, Updates, villagers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Version	1.20.6 (Java) – Currently native on 1.20.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a PvP server based on enhancing the Towny elements to their full potential with NO PAY TO WIN. Towns can survey for resources, capture specific points to collect bonuses, and even participate in weekly Siege Wars. With the custom resources, you can craft furniture, unique tools, enchants, or even grow custom crops in specific seasons. The possibilities are endless, and new features are added constantly. Join us to discover your love for being the strongest town, growing the most unique farm, or exploring the endless possibilities of customization.

Main Features:

No Pay To Win
Towny
Jobs
McMMO
Custom Terrain
Capture Sites
Fully Player Run Economy
Chest Shops
Player Warps
BlueMap
Custom Shops
ArtMap

FAQ

Q: Can I pay to win on this server?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win feature on FrontierSMP.

Q: How can I participate in Siege Wars?

A: Towns can participate in weekly Siege Wars by actively preparing and strategizing with their members.

Q: Are custom resources limited to certain players?

A: No, all players on the server have access to crafting with custom resources.

Q: Can I create custom player warps?

A: Yes, players have the ability to set and use custom warps for convenience.

Q: Is the server regularly updated with new features?

A: Yes, the server is constantly updated with new features and improvements.

Crafty Tranny Love

blog, Crafty, envy, Friend, Gender Identity, Guilt, Happiness, Harassment, HIGH, Hope, Loneliness, love, Misery, NEET, niceness, POL, ranting, Sadness, trannies, tranny, Transgender, validity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Potions Brewed:	146
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely, sad neet like our friend here? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and escape reality by building your own virtual paradise with a bunch of strangers who may or may not become your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also explore your inner desires and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a unicorn? Go for it! Want to be a potato? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down to our server and let loose all your pent-up emotions in the form of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might just find the happiness you’ve been searching for all along. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your therapist. Join now and let the madness begin!

DiaperCraft: Where Mommy GFs Put You in Onesies and Adventures Await!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all levels of comfort and coziness! Ever wanted to experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take it to the next level! Join us and you’ll be pampered like never before – imagine being tucked into bed with a gajillion plushies, wearing a onesie and diaper, while watching cartoons on the bedroom TV. It’s the ultimate way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting! So come join us for a truly unique and relaxing Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our plushie-filled paradise, you’ll never want to leave!

Get lost in a blocky world with Celestria SMP, but watch out for those sneaky creepers! Java 1.20.4 Dynmap Earth

1.20.4, blocky, Builders, Businesses, canvas, Celestria, CREEPERS, Cult, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, gameplay, Geopolitical, Guilds, History, java, lore writers, Lost, nation, pvpers, Religion, roleplayers, smp, sneaky, watch, world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5038	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	6518

Server Name	The World Of Celestria
Server Type	Minecraft geopolitical server
Gameplay Focus	Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, PvPers

Overview

Greetings wanderers, I welcome you to The World Of Celestria a minecraft geopolitical server focused on different gameplay: Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, PvPers(meh). Anyone is free to join our server where Earth is your canvas, whether its creating your own nation or joining one. Forming a cult or a religion. Create your own guilds, businesses, a nation rise to the top engrave your name into the History of Celestria.

Join Us Now : https://discord.gg/hJVHnfW8Xq

FAQ

Q: How can I join The World Of Celestria server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invitation link provided above.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?

A: The server is focused on different gameplay styles such as building, roleplaying, writing lore, and PvP.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, players are free to create their own nations or join existing ones on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord community for The World Of Celestria?

A: Yes, we have a Discord community where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events.

Q: Can I form guilds or businesses on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds, businesses, or even religions on the server.

Crafty Demon Slayer

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7942	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Votes:	2279
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old tired themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, don’t question it)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fire-Breathing Chicken of Doom, a creature so rare and powerful that it can turn your enemies into fried chicken with just one fiery breath. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons (just be careful not to blow up the dance floor)!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Fire-Breathing Chicken of Doom is waiting for you!