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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3633 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8315 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
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