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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6551 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
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And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!