CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

WifeSipBanCraft

addiction, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Drugs, fear, Marriage, mental health, parenting, past habits, postpartum depression, relationship, self-care, Sobriety, substance abuse, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeSipBanCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2572
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Farms Harvested:	899	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9300	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	3033
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

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