🔥past fixations Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5049	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ores Mined:	3683
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4851	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6427	Emeralds Found:	5442
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	4453
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Animals Bred:	53
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4152
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	8716
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	6066
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	3249	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).