Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

household rules, set up, guilt trips, grown, Rebellion

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

calculation, autists, bros, reddit, Minecraft

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

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PassportPVP Minecraft Server

heritage, passport, Stereotypes, irish, British

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

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BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

legal identification, BlondeCraft, legal documents, identification cards, Identification

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

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NoGoLand Minecraft Server

restrictions, long tail tags, NoGoLand, Wanderlust, Country

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon refuses to visit!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding. Who needs to visit boring countries when you can explore our wacky world instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!

Immigration Policy, travel ban, passport regulations, entry ban, visa restrictions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the maldives banning israelis! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about passports and bans and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the palestinian passport holders hang out and plot world domination. join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this news story! let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the craziest server you’ll ever find. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

Anon, low, Be meCanadian, force be with you, trudeau

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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Join Elysia to Minecraft but without the blandness and with an added sprinkle of rainbows!

Web map, world border, sprinkle, Discord, Whitelist

About Elysia Minecraft Server

Overview	I started Elysia several years ago and have watched it grow into an incredible community. It is a whitelist server that is LGBTQ+ friendly and has a minimum age requirement of 16+. Features include a proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, a web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is Elysia a vanilla Minecraft server?	While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We use plugins for grief prevention and other enhancements.
Is Elysia a whitelisted server?	Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server to ensure a friendly and welcoming community.
What is the minimum age requirement?	Elysia has a minimum age requirement of 16+ for dedicated players.
What are some features of Elysia?	Elysia offers a proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, opt-in only PVP, decorative player heads, and more.
What are some non-features of Elysia?	Elysia does not have keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
How can I join Elysia Minecraft Server?	To join Elysia, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here.

MonkeyChynaCraft Server

MONKEY, 999, Generate, What Happened, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and become part of the epic saga of the 999 gorillion monkey chyna stronk threads. Legend has it that these threads were so powerful, they could summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. But one day, a rogue player accidentally unleashed chaos upon the server, causing the threads to disappear into the void.

But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you have the chance to uncover the mystery of the monkey chyna stronk threads and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, we have custom mini-games like “Pig Jousting” and “Chicken Racing” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, you might even become the next monkey chyna stronk champion.

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CrabDumpingCrew Minecraft SMP

waste management, marine life, environmental sustainability, Waste Disposal, seafood industry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas on fire come charging at you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

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About Elysia Minecraft Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)