passport Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoGoToThatLand

Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlocktopiaCraft

Allegiance, aspiration, BlocktopiaCraft, CHANGE, citizenship, Country, culture, decision, Diverse, dream, dual citizenship, Global, Identity, immigration, International, Migration, Nationality, opportunity, passport, Pick, Relocation, society

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and become a citizen of the most epic and fantastical land ever created! We have unicorns that fart rainbows, dragons that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

Imagine waking up every day in a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). You can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a flying pig to the moon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why settle for boring old citizenship when you can be a part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and start your journey to citizenship in the most ridiculous and awesome country ever created!

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	276503	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5526	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	8869	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Star Shards Collected:	173	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

advice, associates degree, awful decisions, bachelors degree, capitalism, Complaints, Effort, Fix problems, fun purchases, job offer, Minecraft, minimum wage, passport, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, rent money, Server, sheltered, Support, terrible situations, Transit, university scam

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

bros, Haven, Is it Safe?, Minecraft, passport, PASSPORT BROS, passport requirements, passport safety, Safe, safe travel, security measures, Server, Tourist Destination, tourist safety, travel advice, travel checklist, travel essentials, Travel Guidelines, travel precautions, travel regulations, travel safety, travel security, travel tips, vacation safety, what happens here

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

Pixelated Passport Smiles

Body language, character traits, dating platform, emotional intelligence, facial expression, first impressions, Human Behavior, image analysis, LinkedIn, nonverbal communication, passport, passport photo, Personality, personality assessment, photo analysis, pixelated, Psychology, research, self-presentation, Smile, smiles, social media

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6898	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should! first of all, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t got no chance against our players.

secondly, we got the coolest builds in all of minecraft land. we got a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the nether, and a secret underground base that’s so hidden even the ender dragon can’t find it.

and lastly, our community is the best around. we got players from all over the world, all coming together to build, explore, and have a good time. we even have our own language made up entirely of minecraft block names. so come join us and see why we’re the most epic minecraft server around!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

KidzOnlyMineCraft

blended family, Boundaries, child care, children, co parenting, Communication, Community, custody, Divorce, ex husband, Expectations, family dynamics, financial support, involvement, KidzOnlyMineCraft, Marriage, parenting, personal boundaries, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with your ex-husband’s never-ending drama and constant requests for help with his growing brood of children? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life co-parenting chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only kids you have to worry about are the ones you build in-game.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build a new life for yourself, free from the demands of your ex and his ever-expanding family. No more back-to-school shopping for five kids, no more awkward interactions with his other children – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into co-parenting someone else’s kids. Build your own virtual family and live your best blocky life without any unwanted responsibilities. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the co-parenting chaos behind!

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

AnonCraftSecrets

AnonCraftSecrets, ANONYMOUS, Concealed, confession, Confidential, Covert, Discreet, Enigmatic, hidden, hush-hush., incognito, Mysterious, Private, Secrets, unacknowledged, unavowed, unconfessed, undercover, undisclosed, unspoken

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	4271
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crops Grown:	5966	Vanishing Items Found:	8

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Potions Brewed:	62	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Votes:	8597	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

animal instincts, arousal, emotional response, evolutionary biology, hormones, horny, HORNYCRAFT, Human Behavior, libido, mating behavior, Minecraft, physiological response, primal instincts, Psychology, reproductive behavior, reproductive drive, reproductive instincts, Server, sex drive, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual urges

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	271	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4841	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, Frustration, husband, ISOLATION, long hours, mental health, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sacrifice, special occasion, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	144
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.

Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?

Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking