Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.
But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!
1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?
2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.
3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.
4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?
Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.
Join us and immerse yourself in the world of vase shopping and family drama. Will your father appreciate your efforts, or will he question your choice of vase and leave you questioning your entire existence? Only time will tell on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of setting boundaries with your father and standing your ground against his passive aggressiveness. Will you be able to maintain a healthy relationship with him while still protecting your own mental health? Find out on our server!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and vase-related shenanigans. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
Imagine a world where your special interest in insects is not only accepted but celebrated. Our server is a safe space for all bug enthusiasts, whether you like to study them, draw them, or even embroider them (yes, that’s a thing).
But beware, if you dare to squish a spider on our server, you might just find yourself banned faster than you can say “arachnophobia”. We take insect rights very seriously here.
Join us on this wild adventure where family drama meets bug collections, and where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of bugs crawling around. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating the 1950s with all the modern knowledge you possess. Build your own empire, make shady deals with the mafia, or even try to prevent historical disasters from happening. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and start your epic adventure through time and money! Who knows, you might even become the richest person in history…or accidentally start World War III. The choice is yours!
Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. But beware, you may also stumble upon a herd of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
And don’t even get us started on the FJB signs. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking a secret dimension where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil zombie pigmen with rubber chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Connect to Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://minedhype.com |
| Location | Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) |
| Server Hosted by | PUBCS.com |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Bedrock Version | 1.20.80 – 1.21.3 |
Friendly long-term public survival server that has been around for over 5 years, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined. Mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play available.
Yes, the server is open to all players without a whitelist.
No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features.
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed by other players.
You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport there.
Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s daily dance parties to Axel Syrios’ sheep shearing competitions, there’s always something wild happening.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a dragon into battle? Well, now you can with Gavis Bettel’s Dragon Racing League. And if that’s not your style, join Machina X Flayon’s underwater treasure hunting expeditions for a chance to find the legendary Sponge of Destiny.
Our alumni, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, are always causing mischief around the server. You never know when they’ll show up to prank unsuspecting players or lead a raid on the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!
Experience the thrill of threatening divorce every time someone steals your diamonds or builds a house too close to yours. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start tearing up and storm out of the room in the middle of a PvP battle.
Plus, our server is the perfect place to practice your negotiation skills and learn how to navigate tricky conversations with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even come out of it with a stronger relationship…or at least a better understanding of how to handle conflict in the virtual world.
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some epic loot). Just remember, in our world, threats of divorce are just part of the game.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!