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CabinFamVacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

#partners in crime, Alone Time, blow up, Cabin, CabinFamVacayGoneWrong, cold shoulders, cousins, Defensive, family activities, family traditions, family vacation, Gaming, Grandparents, handheld console, Minecraft, Nature, passive-aggressive texts, quality time, selfish, Server, surprise dinner, swim, ungrateful brat, wedding anniversary

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring family vacations with no time for gaming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a week-long adventure filled with cabins, remote areas, and family drama that will make your jaw drop.

Forget about rules like no phones at the dinner table or mandatory family hikes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and play Minecraft to your heart’s content. Who needs quality time with nature when you can build your own virtual paradise?

Just like the OP, you can choose to ignore family activities and focus on beating that game level instead. But be warned, missing out on the surprise anniversary dinner for your virtual achievements might just get you kicked out of the server by your angry virtual parents.

So pack your virtual bags and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe try to forget, depending on how it all goes down). Who needs passive-aggressive texts when you can have creepers blowing up your creations instead? Join now for a vacation experience like no other!

NatureCrafted

Adventure, Animals, beauty, environmental conservation, Exploration, Forests, Hiking, Lakes, landscapes, Mountains, national parks, Natural wonders, Nature, NatureCrafted, oceans, outdoors, Plants, Rivers, Scenic views, wildlife, wildlife photography

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	4131
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

Aerial vehicles, airspace, airspace violation, coast of Israel, Defense, defense systems, Drones, drones intercepted, intercept, intercepted, Israeli coast patrol, Israeli defense forces, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UAVsGoneWild, unauthorized, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

blocks, Cases, CitadelPvP, classic, desert, Duels, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, End.., Factions, Farms, Fight, Glory, glory days, Icy Tundra, OG Legends, Parkour, pixelated, PvP, Ravine, Shop, voting system, Warps, warzone, world, world border

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CitadelPvP
Version	1.7.10
IP Address	play.citadelpvp.com

Features:

Classic Factions gameplay
Various PvP zones
Economy system
20k x 20k World Border
1v1 Rated and Practice Duels
Voting system for in-game gear

About:

Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

Interested in playing?

Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10?	Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
What are some of the features offered on the server?	The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

Break Time Minecraft Server

Break, Community, Desperation, exposure, horny, House, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, Moderation, Obsession, online forum, Poison, r9k, self-care, Server, shithole, Time, TOXIC, unhealthy habits, Website, Women, work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ores Mined:	6133	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, niji, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch streams, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Alien Abductions:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, Gaslighting, HairCraft, love, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationships, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

CraftyCrushSignals

body language signs, concealed feelings, covert interest, CraftyCrushSignals, hidden affection, Hidden feelings, hidden signals, masked emotions, nonverbal cues, secret crush, shy crush, signs he doesn’t show it, signs he likes you, signs of attraction, silent admiration, subtle gestures, subtle hints, suppressed feelings, unexpressed love, unspoken emotions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

Commute, Commuting time, compensation, Crafty, employee benefits, employers, employment regulations, Flexible work policies, labor laws, Legal mandate, Paid work hours, Pay, productivity, Remote employees, remote job opportunities, remote work, remote work benefits, Remote work trends, telecommuting, Time, Time management, Work arrangements, work-life balance, workplace policies

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!