Passive Aggressive MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AnnoyancePro Minecraft SMP

smp, strategy, Conflict, WIT, Confrontation

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got a rule that if you annoy someone, you get $1,000 like whaaat?! Can you imagine all the diamonds you could buy with that? It’s like a dream come true!

So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!

So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?

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BoyfriendBaggageNoMore

Communication, suitcase, Driving, relationship, Packing

Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we pack your virtual suitcase for you! No need to worry about folding clothes or getting your stuff ready, we got you covered. Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you went on a 10-hour road trip with your cousin’s quinceañera every time you log in.

Forget about passive-aggressive players, on our server, everyone is too busy building insane structures and fighting off virtual zombies to be salty. Plus, if you get pulled over for speeding in the game, we’ll just give you a virtual warning and send you on your way.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of not having to pack your own virtual suitcase. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and plan a virtual engagement! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

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FamCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Religion, Beliefs, subtle jabs, passive aggressive

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of spiritual healing and passive-aggressive comments! Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and unsolicited advice? Come to our server where you can escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest pixelated castle.

Our server is like a virtual reiki session, but with more explosions and less judgement. Explore our vast world and let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you to “just get stronger” or “eat more” (unless you’re talking about in-game food, of course).

Forget about real-life family drama and dive into a world where the only family you have to deal with are the mobs trying to take you down. Build alliances with other players and conquer the virtual universe together.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s mom acting as a healer when you can have a whole community of players to support you? Plus, our server is 100% astrology-free, guaranteed!

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CraftyFriendSurprise

passive aggressive, Safe, panic attack, overreacting, Heights

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure gold, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on this server, everything is upside down and inside out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special surprise for all our players – every time you mine a block, a real-life unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And guess what? One of those wishes is unlimited diamonds for life! Can you believe it?

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be building your epic creations while floating in zero gravity. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that you never knew you needed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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NoDogNoBFAllowedCraft

friendship, pet ownership, trust issues, sneaking in, pet etiquette

🌟🐶🤣 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER 🤣🐶🌟

🔥🚀🌈 Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast! 🌈🚀🔥

🐕🐾🤪 We don’t have a no-pets policy, in fact, we encourage you to bring all your furry friends along! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to have a pack of wolves as your loyal companions? Absolutely! The more pets, the merrier! 🤪🐾🐕

🤯👽🚀 And as for annoying boyfriends like Jake, well, we have a special dungeon just for them! Make them dig for diamonds all day or have them fight off creepers for your amusement. Who needs a passive-aggressive boyfriend when you can have a whole army of zombies at your command? 👽🚀🤯

🎉🌟🔥 So come join our server today and experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead? See you there! 🎉🌟🔥

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SeatSwapSass

aisle seat, stranger, SeatSwapSass, anxiety, switch seats

So, like, imagine you're on a plane, right? And this entitled lady asks you to switch seats so she can sit with her family, but you paid extra for that sweet aisle seat because you get hella claustrophobic. And she's all like, 'It's just a seat, have some compassion.' Like, what even?

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape from entitled people like that lady! We promise no one will make you switch seats or give you passive-aggressive comments. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually understands personal space.

So come join us at 123.AwesomeServer.xxx and leave entitled passengers behind!

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Eternal Quests 1.20.1

dating advice, Discord, passive aggressive, inkwells, sexist

>Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride>Looking for a virgin creeper to marry in-game>Some try to give advice, but troons and hoes attack>They claim virgin creepers make for worse relationships>Like, what even? They’re just mad for no reason, join for chaos and laughs!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

house rules, sibling relationships, personal space, food insecurity, sister-in-law

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgmental and passive-aggressive vibes of real life? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to chill and play games without someone constantly throwing out your stuff or giving you guilt trips for eating their food.

Join us for a virtual escape where you can munch on all the pineapple and steak you want without any drama. Our server is the ultimate safe haven for gamers who just want to have a good time without the stress of real-life roommates.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with virtual snacks and zero passive-aggressive plant-moving requests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoMoreNieceDutyLOL

Trapped, Decision making, family, financial struggles, weekends

Are you tired of feeling like a full-time babysitter on a Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the never-ending cycle of babysitting obligations!

Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.

Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.

Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!

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CraftyCreeperz

power-tripping, fake-civil, family conflict, MIL drama, Disrespect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories that will make you forget all about those pesky family feuds.

Build your own virtual house and keep it shoe-free just like our server rules – no drama allowed here! Team up with other players to defeat virtual monsters and conquer epic quests, all while enjoying the sweet taste of victory.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs passive-aggressive energy when you can have explosive TNT blasts and daring rescues?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind – because here, the only thing stirring the pot is your brewing potion of awesomeness!

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