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XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Votes:	2800
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	1524

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	2011
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	71
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Animals Bred:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
New Chunks Explored:	424490	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

Apology, bride, college, family drama, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Jealousy, ongoing issue, passive aggressive, Pure, red wedding dress, sibling rivalry, sister, Tension, Virgin, VIRGINITY, VirginRedDressJealousAITA, white dress

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	8219	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Emeralds Found:	5598	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

CompliSMP-Insults!

backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	127	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	88	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	1814
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crops Grown:	7671

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3453
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ores Mined:	5136	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).

Movie Magic Minecraft Server

action, Cinematic, Cliches, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, imagination, larger than life, Magic, make believe, Minecraft, Movie, movies, plot twists, romance, Server, Special effects, storytelling, Suspense, unrealistic

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockbusterCraft

all time, award winning movies, best movie, BlockBusterCraft, cinema lovers, classic cinema, critically acclaimed, favorite film, film buffs, greatest films, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie recommendations, must watch, timeless movies, top choices, top films, top movies, Top Picks, top rated, top rated movies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the blockbuster of all servers! Imagine a world where every block is made of diamond ore and every mob drops enchanted golden apples. That’s right, on our server, pigs fly and zombies breakdance to thriller.

Join us and you’ll be transported into a realm where the best movie of all time is playing on repeat, and you’re the star of the show. Fight off hordes of evil villagers with your trusty diamond sword, or team up with your friends to build the ultimate fortress made entirely of cake.

So why join our server? Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper blast. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

ancient humans, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, Cognitive science, evolutionary psychology, genetic ancestry, homo sapiens, human ancestors, Human Behavior, human cognition, human development, human evolution, human evolution theory, human evolution timeline, human genetics, human origins, human species, Neanderthals, prehistoric humans, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8679
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!

U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!

But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!

MiceCraft: Bone Marrow Battleground

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	279
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4472
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? well, come join our server where we have bone marrow transplants for mice to combat alzheimer’s! yes, you heard that right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you can save the lives of virtual mice with cutting-edge medical procedures. plus, our mice are super cute and will thank you with virtual cheese! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!

TribalMC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

TribalMc is a minecraft server currently with survival and casino.

Casino uses in game money that can be earned every day.Survival has almost 90 Slimefun addons with thousands of items to craft and machines to create.

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