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RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1577	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

BlockBusterFlicks

BlockBusterFlicks, cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fabrications, cinematic stereotypes, dramatic embellishments, dramatic plot twists, exaggerated character reactions, exaggerated drama, exaggerated storylines, fictional plot devices, fictionalized drama, fictionalized events, film cliches, Hollywood myths, movie cliches, movie tropes, on-screen fantasies, over-the-top scenarios, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic portrayals, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Farms Harvested:	928
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!

CraftyCommiesMC

Address, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, independence day, international relations, military strength, national pride, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Reach, response, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, territorial integrity, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!

join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!

Cherry Block – Where building and snacking collide! Join us for some fruity fun on SMP 1.21.1, Crossplay supported!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	8

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565

Overview:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guiding Principles:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Server Details:

Server IP: cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port: 25565
Server Operational Hours: Almost 24/7

Community:

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Join Cherry Block and elevate your Minecraft experience today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server without using mods?

A: Yes, you can join Cherry Block without using any mods. Our server offers a mix of Vanilla gameplay and enhanced features for an enriched experience.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on Cherry Block. We promote a positive and respectful gaming environment.

Q: How can I report a player for hacking or cheating?

A: If you suspect a player of hacking or cheating, please reach out to our server admins or staff members through Discord or in-game chat. We have a zero-tolerance policy towards unfair gameplay.

Q: What makes Cherry Block different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Cherry Block stands out for its vibrant community, premium quality of life modifications, and commitment to providing a balanced gameplay experience. We offer a unique blend of Vanilla Minecraft essence with enhanced features for an unforgettable adventure.

Ava’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring Ava Addams herself!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These monkeys will guide you through the game with their expert skills and hilarious antics, making sure you never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Ava Addams when you have us?

SMPVR: Minecraft SMP >saves PCVR

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of your boring, non-VR Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the blocks are extra blocky and the creepers are extra creepy.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? They won. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world this epic?

SnuggleCraft SMP

back sleeping, Bed.., bedtime, best sleeping position, comfort, Cozy, Cuddling, favorite sleeping position, Intimacy, long tail tags: sleeping with partner, next to you, partner, Peaceful, person, Relaxation, restful, side sleeping, Sleep, sleeping habits, smp, SnuggleCraft, snuggling, spooning, stomach sleeping

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner chaos.

We have epic events like synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t even get me started on our legendary bedtime stories competition – trust me, you’ve never heard “The Three Little Pigs” like this before.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make some new friends, and maybe even find your favorite sleeping position (spoiler alert: it’s the “upside-down llama”), then join us today!

RoommateFromHell

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6103
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Imagine living with the Joker as your room mate on our Minecraft server. You’ll never know what kind of pranks he’ll pull on you, from exploding TNT under your bed to filling your room with poisonous gas just for laughs. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? Join our server for a wild and unpredictable roommate experience like no other!