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Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Byakugan, chidori, Crafty, elemental jutsu, Epic, favorite jutsu, Fireball Jutsu, hand signs, Hidden Leaf Village, Jutsu, Manga, Naruto, Narutos, Nine-Tails, ninja, ninja techniques, Ninjas, pixelated, Rasengan, RasenShuriken, Sage Mode, Server, Shadow Clone Jutsu, Sharingan, Shinobi, unite

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5059
Dragon Eggs Found:	8589	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2933	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	787
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

CREEPERS, diamonds, FAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, Fabulous, fag, FagCraft, Friend, Girls

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Emeralds Found:	1025

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	133
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

#revelation, Adulthood, age, AGES, anatomy, Awareness, BLOCK, Body, circumcision, discovery, education, ForeskinCraft, foreskins, growth, knowledge, learning, Maturity, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Surprise

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2216

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!

Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, Content Creation, CREEPERS, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, fear, Gaming, graduated, influencers, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, Tread, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will make you laugh until you cry, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about Nina, who may have graduated from the server but left behind a legacy of epic Twitch streams. Join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos for yourself! And if you’re feeling fancy, check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your virtual needs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!