Passing Out MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

Mother, EMBARRASSING, Confidence, Scene, Proposal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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Stressful Minecraft SMP Life

mental health awareness, Minecraft, sad feels, overwhelming stress, mental exhaustion

Are you tired of real life drama bringing you down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you. Say goodbye to stressful situations and hello to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds.

Our server is the ultimate therapy for those who need a break from the chaos of everyday life. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise and make new friends along the way. Who needs real world sadness when you can have virtual happiness?

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be freaking out about is how addictive this SMP is!

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TipsyCraft SMP

dancing, beer pong, bar hopping, TipsyCraft, Drinking

Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

blood pressure, Respect, grocery store, passing out, heated exchange

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

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CousinDrownDrama

children, deep pool, lifeguard, Apology, CousinDrownDrama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

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NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Generosity, lord of the rings, graduation present, favoritism, Overseas

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted family dynamics and sibling rivalries in a virtual world filled with blocky wonders.

Embark on a quest to New Zealand to see the lord of the rings stuff, just like our youngest niece in this wild tale. But beware, the oldest niece might try to tag along and cause chaos in your journey! Will you stand your ground and keep the trip exclusive, or will you succumb to the pressure of family drama?

With two well-paying jobs and no kids to worry about, you’ll have all the time and resources to explore this unique Minecraft server. Who needs a vacation overseas when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not the asshole in this crazy family feud! Let’s make memories and build friendships in a world where anything is possible, even if it means leaving your niece behind for a solo trip to Middle-earth.

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NoKidTaxCraft

Expenses, Confrontation, split the bill, equal split, parenting

Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!

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RuleBreakerMC SMP

school memories, school rules, RuleBreakerMC, unconventional norms, school discipline

Are you tired of boring old school rules like no running in the hallways or no chewing gum? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken costume while playing! That’s right, no more boring old school rules, just clucking around in style. Join us for epic chicken battles, crazy chicken dance parties, and maybe even a chicken fashion show. So what are you waiting for? Join our chicken-tastic SMP today and let the feathers fly!

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PixelPainJoy

facing fears, inner strength, pain tolerance, personal growth, self reflection

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will give you the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens attack you with their feathered fury. Or how about building a house, only to have it spontaneously combust because a mischievous player set it on fire?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who roams the land on a giant cactus mount, challenging players to epic duels with his prickly powers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt in Minecraft!

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POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It

Perception, sexual content, cultural influences, societal norms, porn

hey u, ya u, r u bored of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got the most epic adventures waiting for u! imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts! then u gotta fight ur way through a forest of dancing llamas to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but watch out for the evil chickens trying to steal ur loot!

oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!

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