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CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join:
– Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered!
– Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses.
– Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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TipsyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

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CousinDrownDrama

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

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CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

TipsyCraft SMP

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

CousinDrownDrama