We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
| Name | Crankshafted |
|---|---|
| Type | Private SMP |
| Website | http://crankshafted.com |
A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.
A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.
A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.
A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.
Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?
Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!
We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!
Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.
but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.
Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock) | Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms |
| Custom Biomes | Explore unique and custom biomes |
| Land Claim | Protect your land from griefing |
| Anti-Grief | Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment |
| Player Shops | Trade and sell items with other players |
| Diamond Based Economy | Use diamonds as currency in the server |
| Vote Rewards | Earn rewards by participating in server voting |
| Earnable Ranks | Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay |
| Mob Heads | Collect mob heads as trophies |
| Player Sleep | Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep |
| No P2W | No pay-to-win elements in the server |
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Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.
You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.
Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.
Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.