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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4314 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
