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  • SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

    SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

    Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LuxHotelAFK

    LuxHotelAFK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

    Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NarcanCraft: Sister’s BF Edition

    NarcanCraft: Sister’s BF Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s drug-induced adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and excitement.

    Just like my sister’s unpredictable behavior, our server will keep you on your toes. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next – from building giant statues of narcan to battling zombie drug addicts in pixelated form.

    And just like how I saved the day with narcan, you’ll have the chance to be a hero on our server. Whether it’s rescuing fellow players from lava pits or fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, there’s always an opportunity to be a lifesaver.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than my sister claiming she’s just “exghausted” from not sleeping for days. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ClubCraft911

    ClubCraft911

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

    Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpikeCraft: AITA?

    SpikeCraft: AITA?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: you and your friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious potion appears in your inventory. You drink it, and next thing you know, you’re flying through the sky on a magic carpet made of obsidian! Who needs wings when you have a flying carpet?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Picture this: you’re facing off against a rival player when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging in to join the fight. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

    So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious margaritas – you never know what might happen next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

    EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

    Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

    So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Shaocon Network

    Shaocon Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaocon Network! 🔥The world most anticipated Naruto server

    World bossesCrafting & Ninja ProfessionsMissions & InstancesExpansive World MapUnique Cosmetics & Weapons

    64.225.245.98

    Embark on an epic ninja journey on our Naruto-themed Minecraft server, a labor of love and dedication meticulously developed over the span of 10 years. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, our server offers an unparalleled ninja experience, inviting players to immerse themselves in the rich, expansive universe inspired by the beloved Naruto series.

    As you step into our world, prepare to navigate through a series of challenging missions, engaging minigames, and fierce world bosses that demand both skill and strategic thinking. Each element of the server has been designed to faithfully recreate the atmosphere and excitement of the Naruto universe, allowing players to live out their ninja fantasies.

    From mastering the art of jutsu to forming alliances with fellow ninjas, every aspect of the server encourages exploration, cooperation, and competition. Whether you’re battling formidable foes or embarking on thrilling adventures, there’s always something new to discover.

    Join us today and become part of a vibrant community of Naruto fans and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Our server is not just a game; it’s an experience – one that has been evolving for a decade to provide the most engaging and detailed ninja adventure possible. Your journey as a ninja begins now!

    64.225.245.98

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SwashbuckleCraft: Where we sail the high Seas of Minecraft in style for 8 years straight!

    SwashbuckleCraft: Where we sail the high Seas of Minecraft in style for 8 years straight!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⚔️ SwashbuckleCraft’s Mainland ⚔️

    Server Type: Vanilla-style SMP
    Server Age: 8 years
    Map: Non-resetting
    Community: Long-standing

    ▶ Quick Links 🗺️

    ▶ About Us & Values 🏴‍☠️

    We are a passionate group of vanilla SMP Minecrafters with thorough knowledge of the game. We focus on unhindered vanilla gameplay with added content and a strong community.

    ▶ Vanilla Additions and Tweaks 💰

    Content Additions:

      • 150+ goals to complete
      • Unique items as rewards
      • Player homes, warps, stats, and more

    Vanilla Gameplay Tweaks:

      • Shulkers can be opened by right-clicking
      • Ender Dragon drops elytra on death
      • Fire does not spread, Endermen do not grief, and more

    ▶ How to Apply: 🦜

    ▶ Rules ☠️

      • No stealing/griefing
      • Cosmetic mods only
      • Respect other players’ builds
      • Be kind and use clean language

    ▶ Server Specifications ⚓

    Location: Central United States
    CPU: Ryzen 7 5800X
    RAM: Samsung DDR4 2666MHz
    SSD: Intel SSD Pro 7600p NVMe

    ▶ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) 🤔

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Only cosmetic mods like Optifine, Minimaps, and Litematica are allowed. Anything that gives you an unfair advantage is not permitted.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for building on the server?

    A: Respect other players’ builds and make sure to give them at least 200 blocks of space when not at spawn.

    Q: How often does the server map reset?

    A: The server map does not reset, it is an 8-year-old map that keeps evolving with new additions.

    Q: Can I engage in PvP on the server?

    A: PvP is only allowed if both players agree to it. Any non-mutual PvP is against the server rules.

    Q: What happens if I break the server rules?

    A: Breaking server rules can result in warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans depending on the severity of the violation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pokecentral VS Hypixel

    Pokecentral VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Pokecentral
    Popular and well-established server Specialized in Pixelmon modded gameplay
    Offers a wide variety of minigames Custom-made map and quests for Pixelmon gameplay
    Large player base and active community 7+ years of experience in Pixelmon gameplay

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Hypixel Answers
    Can I play traditional Minecraft gameplay on Hypixel? Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more.
    Is there a large player base on Hypixel? Yes, Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers with a large and active community.
    Pokecentral Answers
    What makes Pokecentral unique? Pokecentral specializes in Pixelmon modded gameplay, offering custom-made map, quests, and competitive Pokemon tournaments.
    How can I connect to Pokecentral? Install the Pixelmon mod using the Technic Modpack provided by Pokecentral and connect to the server easily.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eracraft: Where even the creepers are polite and ask permission before exploding!

    Eracraft: Where even the creepers are polite and ask permission before exploding!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Eracraft
    Launch Date March 1st
    Discord Link Join our Discord

    Concept

    Eracraft is a themed SMP where players can write their own stories through time. The server progresses through different eras, each with its own theme, and players can explore, build, and interact within each era.

    Timeline

    Seasons on the server last a minimum of 8 months and are split into 7 eras with sub-eras. Each era has a specific theme and time period, allowing players to experience different historical periods as they progress through the server.

    FAQs

    What is the server theme?

    The server is themed around different historical eras, allowing players to experience and interact within various time periods.

    Is the server survival or creative?

    The server is completely survival for all players. Resources are all within one world, and players can explore and gather materials as they progress through the eras.

    How often are server events held?

    We aim to have server events happening every week to keep the community engaged and provide opportunities for players to participate in group activities.

    How does the map expand with each era?

    The map expands as the server progresses through eras. Initially limited to a size, the map grows as players explore new areas, with the dynmap automatically updating to cover newly discovered regions.

    Can I join the server at any time during the season?

    Players can join the server at any time during the season and experience the current era. They can participate in community events and work on their builds within the existing historical theme.

    Are there specific rules or guidelines for building within each era?

    While there are no strict rules for building, we encourage players to stay within the theme of the current era to maintain the immersive historical experience for all community members.

    How can I get involved in the server community?

    Joining the Discord server is a great way to get involved in the community, stay updated on events, and connect with other players. It’s also a place to ask questions, share ideas, and collaborate on projects.

    What happens at the end of each season?

    At the end of each season, players have the opportunity to reflect on their experiences, showcase their builds, and celebrate the community’s accomplishments before the next season begins with a new era and theme.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CrazyCraving: Where griefers are banned faster than you can say ‘diamond pickaxe’!

    CrazyCraving: Where griefers are banned faster than you can say ‘diamond pickaxe’!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description Looking for an unwhitelisted survival server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a server with a plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
    IP Address play.cozycraving.com

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? No, the server is unwhitelisted for anyone to join.
    Can griefing and looting be rolled back? Yes, there is a plugin in place to rollback any griefing and looting.
    Will the server be reset? No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Just a Bucket of Fun! SMP with McMMO, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, and SkyBlock

    Just a Bucket of Fun! SMP with McMMO, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, and SkyBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Just Bucket
    Features SMP, Skyblock, Economy, Jobs, Fishing Tournaments, Ranks, Discord, active community
    IP Java Edition: JustBucket.Minecraft.BestBedrock Edition: JustBucket.Minecraft.Best Port 25566

    FAQs

    What plugins are available on the server?

    The plugins on this semi vanilla server include Vein-Miner, MCMMO, Custom Crafting, Dynmap, GriefPrevention, and Timber, among others.

    Is the server griefer-free?

    Yes, the plugins are designed to provide a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience.

    How can I join the Discord community?

    You can join the active community on Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EpicNetwork: Where Creepers have better social skills than players!

    EpicNetwork: Where Creepers have better social skills than players!

    New Minecraft Servers

    EpicNetwork Overview

    Website epicnetwork.uk
    Game Server play.epicnetwork.uk

    FAQ

    Q: What games are available on EpicNetwork?

    A: Currently, we have two game types: Prison and SkyBlock. We are working on adding more game types in the future.

    Q: Is EpicNetwork friendly to new players?

    A: Yes, we welcome new players and strive to create a friendly environment for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MC Server: The 1.5.2 PVP Party!

    MC Server: The 1.5.2 PVP Party!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type pvp/vanilla
    Features AdminShop, PVP Arena, MobsArena, Claims
    Server Status 24/7
    Server Version Release 1.5.2

    FAQ

    Can I create my own shop on the server?

    Yes, you can create your own shop on the server.

    Are crack versions accepted on the server?

    Yes, crack versions are accepted on the server.

    Is PVP enabled on all maps?

    Yes, PVP is enabled on all maps except spawns and some public places.

    Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server for the Minecraft server. You can join it here.

    How can I get the server IP?

    You can get the server IP on the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jawles Network VS Hypixel

    Jawles Network VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Jawles Network
    Pros Pros
    – One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers – Quality server
    – Wide variety of minigames and activities – Good community atmosphere
    – Regular updates and events – Quality maps
    – High player population – Discord community
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overcrowded and laggy at times – Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    – Pay-to-win elements in some game modes – Limited variety of minigames available

    FAQ:

    What makes Hypixel stand out as a Minecraft server?

    Hypixel is known for its large player population, wide variety of minigames, and regular updates and events. It offers a diverse range of activities for players to enjoy.

    Why choose Jawles Network over Hypixel?

    Jawles Network offers a quality server with a good community atmosphere and quality maps. It may appeal to players looking for a smaller, more intimate gaming experience.

    Are there any drawbacks to playing on Hypixel?

    Some players may find Hypixel to be overcrowded and laggy at times, and there are pay-to-win elements in some game modes that may be off-putting to some players.

    What are some limitations of Jawles Network compared to Hypixel?

    Jawles Network has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel, which may result in fewer players to interact with and limited variety of minigames available for players to enjoy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minespike Survival

    Minespike Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    [1.20]MineSpike is a new survival server with custom terrain generation and custom structures. Crates(FREE), Vote Rewards, FLY TIME, CLAIMS, Custom Enchants, and good vibes. Join Today! Free ranks sometimes, free crate keys.

    play.minespike.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
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