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  • EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

    EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9053
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

    And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendKillerCraft

    TrendKillerCraft
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 870
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers throwing epic dance parties.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughing so hard)!

    As for the trend we can’t wait to see die? Boring, vanilla Minecraft servers. Say goodbye to the same old same old and hello to a world of wacky fun and non-stop laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTrendzGoneWild

    CraftyTrendzGoneWild
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7015
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when everyone was obsessed with planking? Well, forget about that because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master at “sheep stacking” – the hottest trend that never was! Build the tallest tower of sheep and impress your friends with your sheep-stacking skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “diamond disco” – a dance party like no other where players can boogie down while surrounded by sparkling diamonds. Who needs boring old planking when you can dance the night away in a diamond-filled disco?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you stack sheep to the sky and dance in a diamond disco? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoHipMinecraftServer

    NoHipMinecraftServer
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5002
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, man. and there’s this secret cave where u can find a diamond pickaxe that gives u super speed and makes u invincible.

    oh, and did i mention the dance parties we have every night? yeah, we got DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats and all the mobs bustin’ a move. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can fly u anywhere u want. it’s like havin’ your own personal air taxi, dude.

    so, like, why wait? come join the fun and craziness on this epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

    NoSplashZone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8881
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mines Excavated: 3685
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Potions Brewed: 96 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

    Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

    So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelMarriageHoax

    PixelMarriageHoax
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2607
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!

    But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.

    So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9320
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Join us and experience the most epic sleep of your life – guaranteed to make your dreams as wild as a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of a giant chicken! So come on, join our server and sleep like a blocky baby tonight!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DriveByThanks

    DriveByThanks
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2406
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Emeralds Found: 4912 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear for all eternity. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick dance moves.

    So why put your hand up in thanks when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMacron’sUkraineMilitia

    CraftyMacron’sUkraineMilitia
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7429
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we send military instructors to Ukraine cuz why not?! we be buildin’ alliances and stuff while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. u gotta join cuz we be makin’ history in dis server, ain’t no other server doin’ dat! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like dat. so come on and join da fun, we be waitin’ for ya!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ApeCraft: Planet LOL

    ApeCraft: Planet LOL
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4707
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 1445 Emeralds Found: 4366
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 2570
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Potions Brewed: 55 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

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    come join our minecraft server where the apes have taken over and are ruling with an iron fist! they have built massive banana fortresses and are throwing poop at anyone who dares to challenge their dominance. but fear not, for you can join the resistance and fight back against our hairy overlords. gather your fellow players and band together to overthrow the ape regime and restore peace to the land. plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride giant flying bananas and battle it out in the skies. so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show these apes who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CalifornianCarnageMC

    CalifornianCarnageMC
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3922
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Votes: 7569
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Dimension Hops: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we’ve got so much smoke from all the wildfires that you’ll feel like you’re in california, but without the risk of premature death! with over 50,000 players already in our community, you’ll never feel alone as you explore our crazy world filled with insane builds and wacky adventures. join now and see why everyone is dying to play on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BadWolfMC: Where adults play Minecraft like it’s their job. Wait, it is their job.

    BadWolfMC: Where adults play Minecraft like it’s their job. Wait, it is their job.
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8573
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Star Shards Collected: 52
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

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    BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server

    Experience BadWolfMC – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults!

    Highlights

    Server Features
    Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, Bed Wars, Hide & Seek, Paintball, Elytra Challenges, Parkour

    Our Mission

    Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have fun. We welcome feedback from all users.

    Membership Application Required

    Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com

    General Server Rules

    Rules
    1. All players must be 18 years or older
    2. No Griefing
    3. No Client Mods/Exploits
    4. No Advertising/Spam
    5. Common Sense/Maturity

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can anyone join the server? No, all players must be 18 years or older.
    What game modes are available? Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames.
    Are client mods allowed? Only Optifine is allowed, other client mods/exploits are prohibited.
    Is advertising or spamming allowed? No, advertising servers/websites/mods in chat or spamming messages is not allowed.
    How can I join the server? Visit BadWolfMC.com to apply for permissions.

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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of random pop-ups ruining your YouTube experience? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t have any unwanted guests popping up on your screen! Join us and escape the clutches of annoying ads and pop-ups by diving into our virtual world where the only thing popping up is diamonds and creepers trying to blow you up (but in a fun way, we promise)! So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky pop-ups for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKike Minecraft Server

    CraftyKike Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6141
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Animals Bred: 110
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 210 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Gods Slained: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because 1337kike is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built Nether dimension where you can battle it out with a horde of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget.

    So why wait? Join 1337kike today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Notchtopia where every block is made of pure gold. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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