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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Buildings Constructed:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2974
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8325	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8551
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2966	Votes:	1621
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!