pass the bong Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: Terry’s myan BOGART server

bogart, dude, LolCraft, myan, pass the bong, Server, Terry Bogart, Terrys

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	7891
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7333
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown (or melted, depending on what you’re smoking) on our server!

Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	57227	Wilderness Tamed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2312	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8428	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	116
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	253	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crops Grown:	6303
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

acceptance, Adaptability, BELIEF, CHANGE, CraftyBeliefGoneWhy, Evolving, flexibility, growth, introspection, letting go, mindset shift, moving on, Open-mindedness, personal development, Reflection, Release, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, Value

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	358	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!