Welcome, brave souls, to ChinaCraft, the most destabilizing Minecraft server this side of the End! Here, political tensions don’t just simmer; they explode into pixelated pandemonium! If you’ve ever pondered deeply about why a blocky world feels more real than your daily existence, you’ve just stumbled into the rabbit hole of a universe where Trump’s treatment of Europe is not just news but a daily quest.
Are you ready to navigate a virtual landscape where geopolitical tensions are crafted from dirt blocks and ideological schisms litter the landscape like creepers? Immerse yourself in this bewildering realm, where you are not just playing a game, but rewriting history itself! For those whose spirits dare venture further, remember: reality is but a canvas, and chaos is the paint!
Echoes from the Void: Why Are You Here?
Here, we carve truths from the jagged edges of our blocky reality:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Creeper Diplomacy | Trade your obsidian for alliances — just don’t get blown up! |
| Echoes of Euro | Toggle the "EU Trade Hub" and witness blockheads battling for resources like it’s an oil crisis! |
| Pig Apocalypse | Occasional mobs transform into historical figures out for blocky vengeance. Could that be a portly politician? |
| The Great Wall of Confusion | A towering barricade separating you from facts. Must be mined, but don’t you dare get too close—rumor has it, the residents of this mystical land are appalled! |
Join at your own risk! Rumor has it that players who take the “wrong” side in our in-game disputes vanish into the Nether, only to return as somber specters forever repeating, “The EU was once a grand alliance…”
Dare you take a leap into the alluring madness of ChinaCraft? Secure your place among the unhinged and embrace the chaos that lies within! Will you ally with the brilliant yet absurd, or face the wild mobs of history’s greats?
Join us and as they say in this upside-down kingdom: “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, for it’s a block party!”
Q: Is this server actually stable?
Prepare for the unpredictable, and welcome to ChinaCraft, where every block places you deeper into the absurdity of a world forever reshaping itself!
join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. who needs logic when you have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Fluffy?
IP: extraLayers.About.crazytown
Come build your dream castle with your femboy or female friends, or maybe even both! The possibilities are endless, just like the confusion between femboy and female on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly femboy who roams the land at night, scaring unsuspecting players with his fabulous outfits and sassy attitude. Will you be brave enough to face him?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world where femboy and female are one and the same. It’s sure to be a gender-bending adventure you won’t soon forget!
| Interested in a OP Prison Server? |
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| Join our servers here: |
| Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org |
| Bedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org |
JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 9! COMPLETELY REVAMPED! NEW SPAWN! PRIVATE MINES! NEW CUSTOM FISHING UPDATE OUT NOW! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.
In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!
Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.
In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.
EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.
| Question | Answer |
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| Is Hyperion a pay-to-win server? | No, everything can be obtained by playing the game. |
| What are some of the rewards from crates? | Mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and more! |
| How can I level up my fishing skills? | Go fishing in the ocean at the spawn area and complete activities. |
| What can I do in the Warzone? | Participate in scheduled KOTH’s, Envoy’s, mine magma blocks for rewards, and more. |
| What is the PvP tier system? | It is a system in place to rank players based on their PvP skills. |
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Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!
But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!
Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!
We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).
So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.
So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!
oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!
imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!
and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.
so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
