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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 994 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.