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  • Baby Bump & Block Party

    Baby Bump & Block Party
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we serve up a healthy dose of fun and craziness! If you wanna boost your child’s motor skills, then look no further, cuz our server is the place to be!

    We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!

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  • Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed

    Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama

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  • Mine Party Time Server

    Mine Party Time Server
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU HEAR “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU” MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN COUNT? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR! YOU’LL BE SINGING THAT SONG IN YOUR SLEEP, I PROMISE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAKE FACTORY WHERE WE MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKES YOU’VE EVER TASTED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE ALL BIRTHDAY CAKES! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE RAREST MINECRAFT PET OF ALL TIME? THE BIRTHDAY LLAMA! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THIS LLAMA ONLY SPAWNS ONCE A YEAR ON OUR SERVER, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND IT, YOU’LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR BIRTHDAY BONANZA MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! 🎉🎂🥳

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  • Red Planet Beach Party

    Red Planet Beach Party
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da ancient beaches on mars wish dey could play on it! yea u heard me right, mars used to have oceans and dey were like “dang, wish we could build sandcastles on dat server!”

    dis server is so cool, even da aliens wanna join! dey heard bout all da crazy builds and epic pvp battles and dey were like “take us to dis minecraft paradise!”

    so if u wanna be cooler than a martian chillin on a beach, come join dis server! build, fight, and have a blast like never before! ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s for sure!

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  • TimeWasterz Minecraft Server

    TimeWasterz Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends trying to force you out of your introverted shell? Do you want a place where you can just be yourself without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and build your own introvert paradise, where you can decline social outings without any pushback. Need to study for that big exam? No problem, we support your decision to prioritize your education over a night out.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the pressures of socializing and just enjoy some peaceful building. Plus, we have virtual parties where you can socialize with other introverts who understand the struggle of being coerced into social events.

    So come join us and say goodbye to friends who just don’t get it. Build your own world where you can be unapologetically introverted, because here, we respect your boundaries and won’t try to change you. Join now and let your introverted flag fly high!

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  • Democraft Accountability Party

    Democraft Accountability Party
    so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where the politicians are all authoritarian and stuff? well not on this server, bro! we got a whole bunch of crazy peeps running around building stuff and having a blast.

    we don’t stand for no authoritarian behavior here, we all about that democracy life. we got politicians who actually hold each other accountable and make sure everyone is playing fair.

    come join us if u wanna have a good time, build epic structures, and fight against the tyranny of authoritarian politicians. plus, we got free cake for all new players! ain’t that just the cherry on top? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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  • Bitcoin Mania: Block Party

    Bitcoin Mania: Block Party
    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, except the rainbow is made of diamonds and the gold is actually enchanted golden apples.

    once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. but beware, there’s also a creeper waiting to explode your dreams into tiny pixelated pieces.

    if u join our server, u can build a castle so big it’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a tiny sandcastle. plus, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and zombies do the cha-cha.

    so what u waiting for? join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! oh, and did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot waiting for u to discover? let the adventure begin!

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  • NoRoomForDrama

    NoRoomForDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and keeps your virtual space tidy? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of privacy and peace, unlike some friends who can’t seem to keep things in order (looking at you, Megan).

    Join our server and never worry about strangers invading your virtual home to film questionable content without your consent. We promise to keep your space clean and organized, free from any unwanted surprises.

    Don’t let your friends turn your Minecraft world upside down. Join our server and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience where your boundaries are always respected. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a messy house-sitter like Megan!

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  • Pirate Party Zone

    Pirate Party Zone
    Ahoy there, mateys! Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can live out all your pirate dreams! ARRRR you ready for some swashbuckling adventures on the high seas? Well, look no further, because we have the perfect server for you!

    Join us and sail the seven seas in search of buried treasure, fight off pesky skeletons and zombies, and build your own pirate ship to rule the waters! But that’s not all, me hearties! We also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.

    But beware, landlubbers! The server is also home to a mischievous group of parrots who love to steal shiny loot and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our pirate paradise today and let the adventures begin! Just remember, X marks the spot, but only the bravest and most daring pirates will be able to find the ultimate treasure hidden deep within the server. Yo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me!

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  • Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!

    Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!
    LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the birds be flying 180 times higher than before cuz they be chuggin’ PFAS ‘forever chemicals’ like it’s their job! We got birds doin’ backflips and humans turnin’ into bird people, all thanks to our magical server vibes. So come on over and get your dose of PFAS fun, guaranteed to make you fly higher than a bird on a sugar rush!

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