HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)
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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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ExWifeBoyfriendMCServ
Are you tired of family drama ruining your weekends? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between you and those pesky creepers!Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a family BBQ when you can have a blocky adventure with us?
Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you decide to take a break and have some alone time, no one will send you angry messages about ruining the party. We understand the importance of self-care, especially when it involves watching movies and having drinks alone in the comfort of your own virtual world.
So leave the family drama behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new in-game family that’s way cooler than your real one!
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HangryCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.
Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?
So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!
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MineCraftBarHop
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where the traffic lights are like totally messed up! like, green means go but red means go faster and yellow means FLYYYYYY! it’s like a race against time to build the most epic castle before the lights change again! join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life! #trafficlightmadness #minecraftmayhem
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BonesMP: where skeletons party and zombies are the bouncers! Java and Bedrock players welcome, just no creepers allowed!
BareBonesMP Server Overview IP: play.barebonesmp.com Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132 Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com Website: https://barebonesmp.com/ Server Features 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online! Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks! Dedicated Server with No Lag Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld Custom Resource pack 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS Active Discord & Community Optional Proximity Voice Chat Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds! Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month! Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024 Server Rules 1. No Griefing or Stealing 2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages 3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP! 4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind 5. Be Respectful and kind to other members 6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members 7. The keyword is andesite 8. No Advertising or Spamming other members 9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice 10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
- How long has BareBonesMP been running?
- BareBonesMP has been running since April 25th, 2019, with Season 7 starting on August 5th, 2024.
- Is there a dedicated Discord server for BareBonesMP?
- Yes, you can join the Discord server for BareBonesMP to be whitelisted and engage with the community.
- What are the main features of BareBonesMP?
- The server offers 24-7 uptime, vanilla gameplay with enhancing plugins, custom world generation, active community events, and more.
- What are the server rules?
- The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no hacking or cheating, no discrimination, and being respectful and kind to other members.
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BeachBashMCSMP
Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic beach theme birthday party ever!Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!
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Hasina’s Block Party Minecraft Server
lol imagine if that happened on our server! like, u join and suddenly u see Sheikh Hasina running around in Minecraft, trying to escape the protesters who are actually just players in the game. u gotta help her build a secret underground bunker or something. plus, our server has the craziest mods like flying pigs and talking trees. u won’t find that anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and be a part of the madness!
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NoFriendLeftBehind Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgmental vibes of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can celebrate your victories without anyone judging you for it.We have a group of 6 girls in their mid to late twenties, including a super religious girl who may or may not judge you for your choices. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back!
Our tradition of celebrating thesis defenses with dinner will have you feeling like a queen (or king) without any religious restrictions holding you back. And if you’re worried about judgmental vibes, don’t worry – we’ve got a restaurant just for you where you can celebrate in peace without any unwanted opinions.
So come join our server and let loose without any worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual date in our cool vibes atmosphere. It’s a party and you’re invited – no judgment allowed!
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DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a wild ride of drunken shenanigans! Our server is known for its crazy parties where players end up building upside-down houses, riding pigs off cliffs, and trying to tame creepers as pets. Who knows what you’ll end up doing drunk on our server – the possibilities are endless (and probably hilarious)! So come join us for a good time and see where the night takes you (just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombies)!
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BBQ Bash Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.