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  • DD-Free NYE Fun!

    DD-Free NYE Fun!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

    We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

    Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

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  • DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

    DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

    On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

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  • Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

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  • MineCraftBucks300

    MineCraftBucks300
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

    In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

    And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

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  • PissyClosetRageCraft

    PissyClosetRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

    Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

    But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

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  • Death Day Party

    Death Day Party
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

    we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

    imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

    plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

    so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

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  • Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

    Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

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  • Senescent Block Party

    Senescent Block Party
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ganglioside-based immune checkpoints dat let senescent cells sneak past da immune system like ninjas in da night! u can be an immortal senescent cell dat never gets kicked out cuz our checkpoints are da bomb diggity. join us and be forever young in dis wack minecraft world where age is just a number and immortality is da name of da game. come on, what u waitin’ for? join now and live forever in our ganglioside paradise!

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  • Time Traveler’s Hawking Party

    Time Traveler’s Hawking Party
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies do the worm.

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. legend has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    not convinced yet? how about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft: the majestic rainbow sheep. these fluffy creatures fart glitter and poop out diamonds. true story.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. stefan hawking would totally crash this party if he could.

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  • Salmon Puberty Party!

    Salmon Puberty Party!
    So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

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