lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
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PermaFrost Party – CO2 Chaos
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is like that, but with a twist. we have a secret underground base where we store all the carbon emissions from the arctic, but guess what? it’s starting to leak out because of all the global heating going on. so now, not only do you get to play minecraft, but you also get to save the planet at the same time. how cool is that? join now and be a part of the most eco-friendly server out there. plus, you might even see a polar bear or two wandering around. it’s like a real-life minecraft adventure, but without the creepers blowing up your house. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s save the arctic together!
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Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got CHIMPANZEES peeing together!!! like wut even??? u can pee with ur homies and feel da deep evolutionary connection!!! pee party every day, join now and be part of da chimp pee revolution!!! 🐒💦 #PeeWithTheChimps #EvolutionaryPeeing
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Musk’s Block Party
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Elon Musk himself (yes, the same guy who tried to start a revolution with his sieg heil dance moves). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block – join us now and let the chaos begin!
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Base 10 Block Party
so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.
anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.
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Bird Flu Block Party
come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!
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Snowy Pajama Party
Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life snow shoveling drama! No need to argue with your spouse about who should shovel first, just hop on our server and build snowmen to your heart’s content! Plus, you can enjoy a virtual cup of coffee while you play, no judgment here. Say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun on our server! Who needs real snow when you can have pixelated snow in Minecraft? Join now and shovel your way to happiness!
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Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom
come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!
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BlockyBanter
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?
So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!
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Worm Party
Medieval RP Minecraft Server
Howdy howdy! I have a small whitelist server I just set up for a medieval RP! It has magic, proximity chat, and other features. Currently 18+ and will be used for streams, so fellow streamers are welcome!
Server Info:
Features Magic, Proximity Chat, Economy, Factions Member Count 1/20 (at time of posting) Rules Don’t be horrible. No griefing, hate speech, or bad topics. Stuff like boss fights coming soon!
If you’re interested in joining, fill out the application here.
FAQ
1. Can anyone join the server?
Currently, the server is 18+ and whitelist-only.
2. What features does the server have?
The server includes magic, proximity chat, an economy, and factions.
3. Are there any upcoming events or features?
Yes, boss fights are coming soon!
4. How do I apply to join the server?
Fill out the application form here.