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Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

anger, annoyance, Boiling point, bottled up feelings, CREEPIN, enough is enough, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, fury, Irritation, Minecraft, patience wearing thin, pent up emotions, provocation, reaching breaking point, real, Resentment, seething anger, Server, simmering rage, tolerance tested, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

academic rigor, academics, alumni network, Based, BUILD, campus life, campus traditions, career opportunities, Columbia, ColumbiaCraft, Diversity, education, extracurricular activities, higher education, ivy, ivy league, Leaguers, networking, new york city, social scene, student culture, Student Organizations, Students, University

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Potions Brewed:	109	Players Killed by Monsters:	7365
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	565
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	144	New Chunks Explored:	809508
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4232	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Ores Mined:	1617
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3576
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

Amped, anticipation, buzzed, eager, Ecstatic, energized, enthusiastic, EXCITEMENT, exhilarated, fired up, full of energy, hype, Hyped, jazzed, LolCraft, motivated, on cloud nine, passionate, pumped up, Ready, Station, stoked, Thrilled, Train

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crops Grown:	4286
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

arousal, collide, confession, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cum, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Identity, Intimacy, Jewels, JEWESS, Nightly, Obsession, Political, Politics, Provocative, Religion, secret, Sleep, stereotype, taboo, Thoughts

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5686	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	New Chunks Explored:	220146

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.