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Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!