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  • SnapCraft Minecraft Server

    SnapCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with clueless business partners who can’t keep up with your genius ideas? Join our Minecraft server where teamwork is optional and chaos is encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without someone nagging you to withdraw virtual money for supplies. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, without someone slowing you down with their incompetence.

    No more eye-rolling moments when your partner messes up and expects you to clean up their mess. Here, you can unleash your creativity without someone constantly trying to work around you.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of dealing with clueless business partners. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where your genius is appreciated, not ignored. Let’s see if your partner can keep up with your brilliance in this Minecraft adventure!

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  • HealthyLoveMinecraftSMP

    HealthyLoveMinecraftSMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being in a boring relationship? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your bros when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you all to smithereens! But don’t worry, because in our SMP, death is just a minor inconvenience. You’ll respawn with all your gear intact and ready to take on the next challenge!

    And let me tell you about the community on our server. We’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique personalities and playstyles. From the hardcore PvPers to the chill builders, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of virtual relationships that will make you forget all about the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and memes – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • CancerCraftHouse choresLol

    CancerCraftHouse choresLol
    Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it!

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  • CleanBoyfriendMC Server

    CleanBoyfriendMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cleaning drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of household chores and relationship disputes that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Picture this: a player (36f) and her boyfriend (39m) battling it out over who should do the dishes and vacuum the living room. With 3 kids in the mix, including a neurodivergent (autistic) child who has strong opinions on how her wardrobe should be organized, the chaos never stops.

    But wait, there’s more! The boyfriend works crazy hours, using the excuse that he shouldn’t have to do any housework when he’s pulling long shifts. Meanwhile, the player is juggling work, kids’ activities, and keeping the household running smoothly. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the chores?

    Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold, as the player questions if she’s being selfish for wanting a fair division of labor. Will she stand her ground or will the boyfriend’s comments push her over the edge? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

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  • LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem

    LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?

    our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.

    build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

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  • CraftyRelationshipGoals

    CraftyRelationshipGoals
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and sensitive? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments about your block-building habits and appearance.

    Our server is like no other, where you can be intimate with your closest friends while mining for diamonds. Who needs a regular relationship when you can have a really close friend who also happens to be your Minecraft partner?

    So, if you’re ready to suck it up and embrace the chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who will insult you in the most loving way possible.

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  • CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown

    CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown
    so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?

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  • MapleCraft: US Edition

    MapleCraft: US Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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  • MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

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  • BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server

    BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how the UK is all fancy and stuff with their tea and crumpets? well now they’re taking charge of this super cool group that helps out Ukraine with military aid and stuff. it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft, but with tanks and stuff instead of blocks. join our server and help us fight off the bad guys with your epic building skills. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the map. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and show off your PvP skills while saving the day with the UK and Ukraine. it’s gonna be a blast, mate!

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