We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.
Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?
So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.
Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without someone nagging you to withdraw virtual money for supplies. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, without someone slowing you down with their incompetence.
No more eye-rolling moments when your partner messes up and expects you to clean up their mess. Here, you can unleash your creativity without someone constantly trying to work around you.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of dealing with clueless business partners. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where your genius is appreciated, not ignored. Let’s see if your partner can keep up with your brilliance in this Minecraft adventure!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your bros when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you all to smithereens! But don’t worry, because in our SMP, death is just a minor inconvenience. You’ll respawn with all your gear intact and ready to take on the next challenge!
And let me tell you about the community on our server. We’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique personalities and playstyles. From the hardcore PvPers to the chill builders, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of virtual relationships that will make you forget all about the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and memes – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Picture this: a player (36f) and her boyfriend (39m) battling it out over who should do the dishes and vacuum the living room. With 3 kids in the mix, including a neurodivergent (autistic) child who has strong opinions on how her wardrobe should be organized, the chaos never stops.
But wait, there’s more! The boyfriend works crazy hours, using the excuse that he shouldn’t have to do any housework when he’s pulling long shifts. Meanwhile, the player is juggling work, kids’ activities, and keeping the household running smoothly. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the chores?
Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold, as the player questions if she’s being selfish for wanting a fair division of labor. Will she stand her ground or will the boyfriend’s comments push her over the edge? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!
our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.
build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!
Our server is like no other, where you can be intimate with your closest friends while mining for diamonds. Who needs a regular relationship when you can have a really close friend who also happens to be your Minecraft partner?
So, if you’re ready to suck it up and embrace the chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who will insult you in the most loving way possible.
1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!
2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.
4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.
So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!
our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!
so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!
| Description | ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community |
|---|---|
| Communication | Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once |
| Community | Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama |
| Population | 13 current players with varying time zones |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | Yes, it is modded Java server |
| Is voice chat required all the time? | No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time |
| How can I join the server? | You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication |
| What are the rules for the server? | Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines |
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?
Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!
But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!
Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.
So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!
one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.
also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.