🔥PartnerProbs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	297412
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	105
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	3188	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	211
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	8629	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3033	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!