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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1731 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.