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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5264 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
