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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 267 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
