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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8435 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Trust us, this server is so crazy, even the Endermen are scratching their blocky heads in confusion. Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!