Partner Selection MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

HotPixel, Daughters, physical appearance, Preferences, societal expectations

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

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Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

MATCHMAKING.., beastly, DATING, beauty, relationships

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!

We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!

Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

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CraftyBrainsMC: Date a Genius?

intelligence, relationships, DATING, emotional connection, CraftyBrainsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the pigs ride on creepers, the chickens can do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into dance battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Trust us, this server is so crazy, even the Endermen are scratching their blocky heads in confusion. Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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HighBodycountHottie Minecraft SMP

Communication, relationships, Minecraft, sexual history, Maturity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a squad of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

DATING, MuscleCraft, Minecraft, FITNESS, attractiveness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no eye candy? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most ripped and shredded players you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can mine some abs instead?

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.

But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.

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MatchyCraft: Beauty League

Marriage, partner selection, self esteem, relationships, beauty

so, like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna find your perfect match! like, this study says that people are super good at rating how hot they are, so you know you’ll find someone on your level of hotness here!

couples on this server are like, totally well-matched in the looks department, so you know you’ll find your minecraft soulmate here! come join us and find your perfect match, cuz we all know beauty is the most important thing in a relationship, right? lolz!

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NoHoboNoEntryMC

compassion, NoHoboNoEntryMC, homelessness, risk management, homeless outreach

Are you tired of making tough decisions like whether to let a homeless woman into your apartment or risk angering your landlord? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and join a world where homeless women don’t beg for warmth, they beg for diamonds!

Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.

But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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LowkeyPro in Minecraft SMP

smp, Expertise, finesse, ARTISTRY, proficiency

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, it’s got a low barrier to entry, but trust me, it’s super skillful. You gotta join this server, man, because the admins are like wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. And the players? Oh man, they’re like Minecraft gods, building insane structures and slaying mobs left and right.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. This server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party. And you know what? I’m totally down for that, dude. I wanna dance with some alien villagers, don’t you?

So, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and become part of the wildest adventure of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, bro, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, creativity, and pure awesomeness. See you on the other side, my dude.

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NoFearMinecraftFun

fearless living transformation, fearless mindset, fearless actions, NoFearMinecraftFun, fearless living tips

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your blocky life! Imagine a world where you can build without limits, fight epic battles with giant spiders, and ride pigs into battle like a true warrior.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living a day without fear! Want to jump off a cliff into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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Europa Water Co. – Luxury Minecraft Server

commercialized space travel, space tourism, Minecraft, europa, luxury product

Yo, you ever dream of sippin’ on some extraterrestrial water straight from Europa? Well, on our server, we got that luxury on tap, baby! Forget about boring old iceberg water, we’re talkin’ out-of-this-world hydration!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to mine for resources on Europa. Build yourself a swanky space base and flex on all your friends with your fancy alien water collection. Who needs diamonds when you can have a bottle of Europa water, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water on Europa has magical properties that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes? Just take a sip of that sweet, sweet Europa water and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life. Europa water awaits, my friends!

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