"Minecraft Server: Mom’s Heartbeat"

AITA, commitment questions, Communication Issues, depression, emotional needs, Emotional support, family crisis, family dynamics, grief and loss, heart attack, Heartbeatquotstrongp, long distance travel, love and support, mental health, moms, navigating relationships, partner disappointment, partner expectations, partner responsibilities, personal sacrifices, pstrongquotMinecraft, relationship struggles, Server, support system

Welcome to ChaosCraft: Where Reality Takes a Nosedive!

Greetings, space llamas and potato wizards! Are you ready to jump into a hellscape of cubes and confusion? Our server, ChaosCraft, is not just a Minecraft server. It is an existential crisis manifested as pixelated insanity! Join us for a ride through the wildest nightmares your brain can muster!

Our Enigmatic Server Features

Feature	Description
Infinite Puddles of Jelly	Puddles that teleport you to the nearest llama colony. Bring your own spoons!
Screaming Cacti	Plant them and they tell you your deepest fears. Who needs therapy?
Gravity-Defying Ice Cream	This dessert lets you float uncontrollably but only on Thursdays at 3 PM!
Free-Range Diamonds	They roam wild and free, but only if you sing to them in reverse.
Optical Illusion Forests	Once you enter, you may never exit—unless you get lost in the phasing walls of eternity.
Haunted Cows	These bovines provide milk laced with existential dread and strong Wi-Fi signals!

Bewildering Player Reviews

“The diamonds sing to me at night. I’m convinced they know my secrets.” – MagicalDolphin9000

“I tried to hug a cactus and ended up in the Bermuda Triangle.” – LostInTheScreamingDesert

“If you time travel here, you can eat your own face. Highly recommend!” – FaceEaterExtraordinaire

“Why does the ice cream scream back? Asking for a friend.” – ConeOfMystery

“I never wanted to be a potato, but here I am. Help!” – SpudTacular

Caution: A Message From Beyond the Void

No one asked to be here, and yet here we all are, searching for answers in the pixelated abyss. Be wary, dear traveler, for ChaosCraft is a mirror reflecting the chaos within. If you hear whispers of your childhood teddy bear, it’s a sign. Join us or perish in the limbo of uncreated worlds!

Wander wisely among the floating cuckoo birds of despair, and remember: “The cake was a lie, but the soup is real!” Prepare your compasses, for true north is a myth here!

Minecraft Server: Alarm Clock Chaos

AITA, ALARM, alarm clock situation, balancing independence and dependence, boundaries in relationships, Chaosstrongp, childhood trauma effects, clock, communication in relationships, Conflict Resolution, dependency issues, girlfriend dynamics, gym motivation, independence in relationships, managing expectations, open relationship challenges, partner expectations, personal responsibility in relationships, pstrongMinecraft, relationship advice, relationship struggles, self reliance, Server, understanding personal histories, waking up partner

🔔Caution: Your Time is Mine!🔔

Join the calamity of creation where the rules are but whimsical illusions! In our server, the sun is always eclipsed by the flying spaghetti monster who demands tribute in emeralds and bad puns! Forget all you know, for logic has taken an extended vacation. Welcome, weary traveler, to the nonsensical playground of Pandemonium!

🌪️ Server Features (Mostly True) 🌪️

Feature	What It Really Means
Inverted Gravity Islands	Floors are ceilings. Watch your step – falling UP can lead to existential crises and other sharp objects!
Magic Creeper Disco Parties	Be blown away (literally) while dancing on rainbow block cake. The DJ is crying, each beat shattering reality!
Unlimited Creative Mode	Just keep clicking until you explode into confetti (and regret)!
Plagues of Hiccups	Your character might randomly hiccup and randomly grow chickens out of their pixelated ears!
Pets that Tell Jokes	Expect mind-boggling punchlines that will turn your mind into jelly. Careful, brain mush can be a hazard!

😱 Terrifying Tidbits (What the Heck?) 😱

Here, you can also craft your own nightmares from the spawn eggs hidden under pineapples. Yes, that’s right! Pineapples are key to unleashing tiny eldritch horrors, but don’t forget to wear spaghetti hats for protection against the flying tomato overlords!

🗣️ Player Testimonials (Are They Real?) 🗣️

“I once found a diamond that sang me lullabies about lost socks. 10/10 recommend.”

“My pet llama just learned how to do calculus. I’m scared, but also impressed.”

“The last time I logged in, I turned into a diamond and now I’m stuck in a block. Highly inconvenient!”

“If you see shadows whispering your name, it just means you’ve leveled up. Or it doesn’t. Who knows?”

⚠️ Final Warning ⚠️

Enter at your own risk; for every block placed, a shadow remembers. The eels in the sky are always watching… and they know what you did with that enchanted apple. Stay alert, for reality may shatter like glass under the weight of your curiosity! 🥴

NotTheSharpestCraft
Communication Issues, funny relationship moments, humorous relationship anecdotes, love and intelligence, moments of clarity, moments of doubt, NotTheSharpestCraft, partner awareness, partner behavior, partner evaluation, partner expectations, partner intelligence, partner shortcomings, realization of flaws, realizations in love, relationship dynamics, Relationship Insights, relationship moments, Relationship Red Flags, sharpest tool in the shed, understanding partner intelligence
🏗️🎮 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮🏗️
Ever had those "Who even asked for this?" moments? Well, prepare for a wild ride as you dive into a world where common sense takes a backseat and hilarity drives the bus! Come join us, and get ready to witness the absolute comedic genius (or lack thereof) that our players bring every day!
🧭 Why join this server, you ask? Let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:
1. The Great Cow Tournament: Ever tried to ride a cow into battle? Our players did, and it escalated quickly into an epic showdown of “Who can make a cow wear a crown?” The cows didn’t exactly appreciate it, but we ended up with “Moo King” who commands respect and many confused villagers!
2. Explosive Expert Failures: One brave soul decided to create an automatic TNT launcher to impress his buddies. Spoiler alert: the distance between “point A” and “point not even in the same dimension” was covered in mere seconds, along with the entire server spawn point! The bedrock city is now a funny story told around campfires, minus the campfires ’cause they got obliterated too!
3. Helicopter Sheep! Who needs flying machines when you can build flying sheep? One enthusiastic player crafted “Air Baa-ds,” and let me tell you, nothing screams “aerial warfare” like fluffy critters soaring through the skies—until they all decide mid-flight that they want to “parachute” instead… directly into lava. Talk about a wool-burning experience!
4. The Unofficial Lava Floaties Competition: Remember that time your partner thought they could swim through lava? Yeah, we made a mini-games event out of it! Each contestant had to create the ultimate “lava floaty”—players once attempted to use hay bales, cactus, and even a giant falling pineapple! Only one floaty actually survived…but it was just a muffin. Don’t ask how.
5. The Curse of Broken Portals: Players have collectively put together a magical portal that leads to “Untruth World,” a place where everything is backward. The pigs fly, the Zombies wear sunglasses, and the diamonds look like dirt! Join us to help complete this groundbreaking expedition—after all, who doesn’t want a pet zombie that only does the Macarena?
🚪 Join us today, if you dare! Get ready for epic fails, ridiculous laughter, and moments that will leave you questioning your choice of companionship when you were tasked with finding “the sharpest tool in the shed!” Spoiler: it probably won’t be you! Grab your pickaxe and prepare for a whirlwind of quirky adventures—bring your friend, maybe! You can gradually convince them they’re the sharpest tool after all! 😂🔥
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New Server IP

"Minecraft Server: Procrastin8r"

chores debate, cleaning arguments, cleanliness standards, communication in relationships, compromise in relationships, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Emotional support, frustration in relationships, household chores, Household Management, navigating disagreements, partner expectations, partner responsibilities, Procrastin8rquotstrongp, pstrongquotMinecraft, relationship advice, selfishness in relationships, Server, shared living spaces, sleep issues, understanding partners

Welcome to the Plumber’s Nightmare: A Minecraft Server That Makes NO SENSE!!!

Where Endermen Clean Your House While You Cook Chicken Nuggets on Mars!

If you’re ready to sweep the universe with a toothbrush, you’ve come to the right place! Here, the blocks fly and the cows argue about each other’s favorite colors while wishing for better Wi-Fi. The fate of the pixelated world is in your hands…unless it’s raining spaghetti, then it’s a free-for-all!

🚨 Server Features 🚨

Feature	Description
Free Kittens at Spawn	They’re actually holograms running on a hamster wheel. Very effective.
Exploding Blocks	Only certain blocks can explode, but only when no one’s looking. So, good luck!
Invisible Creepers	Creepers that are only visible in the Nether and when you eat a golden apple. 🥳
Time Traveling Fishing Rods	Catch fish from 2045 while baiting with 1980s mixtapes! Just don’t ask them questions.
Tree Climbing Cows	Yes, they only moo at midnight while wearing tiny sombreros and doing the cha-cha!

🎮 Player Testimonials 🎮

“I buried my diamonds under a cactus and now the worms are angry!”

“Last night I fought a pack of rabid endermen over a bag of chips!”

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the war of spaghetti!”

“I thought I lost my pickaxe, but I found a portal to an alternate dimension instead!”

🌀 Important Message 🌀

Beware, brave soldiers of block and pixel! Should you gaze too long into the dark void of the server bathroom, you may find yourself asking why the sky is plaid and the trees sing in Morse code. Trust no entity, for they may just be reflections of what you want to forget.

Join us, but remember: Time flows differently here, much like your sanity!

“Problem-Solving Noobs Unite”

#ProblemSolving, Communication Issues, conflicts in relationships, dealing with rejection, emotional dependence, emotional support needs, feeling blamed, frustration in relationships, girlfriend problems, healthy relationship boundaries, long-distance relationship, managing hunger-related conflicts., misunderstandings in love, navigating relationship issues, Noobs, partner expectations, problem-solving dynamics, providing solutions, relationship advice, Supporting partner, unite, university life stress

Welcome to the Forked Reality of BootleCraft: A Cosmic Conundrum!

Step cautiously, brave Minecrafters! A chilling yarn awaits you on this server, where the gnarled roots of reality intertwine with the absurd foliage of your hunger-induced nightmares.

Your Expedition Begins… 🍔

Tonight, we plunge into the chaotic realm of emotional dependencies and culinary refusals. Here lies a server founded by the existential dread of a boy and the unyielding hunger of a girl—both trapped in a pixelated purgatory of their own making 🥴. Is it love? Or is it a cornucopia of culinary catastrophes?

This is no ordinary Minecraft server; this is a chaos dimension where relationships are forged in hellish debates over chicken nuggets and pizza slices. Why venture out for a meal when despair and confusion reign supreme?

Features & Mechanics

Feature	Description
Emotionally Charged Food Quests	Do you dare embark on quests to gather ingredients while balancing emotional needs? Beware: your companion may get HANGRY! 🍕
The Rejector’s Realm	Encounter NPCs who decline every offer, making your ousting seem like a bad breakup in a grocery store. Can you win them back? 🤖
Depression Dungeons	Silos filled with unfulfilled cravings and empty fridges—dive deep to uncover treasures of broken dreams! 🕳️
Cold Relationship Ice Flows	Navigate the frozen tundras of awkward silences and emotional disconnects while trying to stave off hunger pangs. 🧊

The Unforgiving FAQ

Q: Why do I feel like I’m losing my mind playing here? A: That’s just your hunger speaking. Or your girlfriend. Or both. Reality is fluid, and maybe you should have packed extra snacks.

Q: How do I make friends on this server? A: By rejecting their offers of food and forcing them to experience existential dread alongside you! Kidding—try just asking them to go for a walk… oh wait, do they have snacks?

Conspiracies & Cursed Legends

Whispers echo among the players:

The Hunger Curse: Legend holds that once you enter BootleCraft, you cannot leave until you’ve sent at least one delivery to a companion who refuses your help.
The Forbidden McDonald’s: A rumored dimension full of unfulfilled McFlurries awaits the brave who dare venture into the food void.

Player Testimonials: Bursts of Confusion & Despair

“I thought I was here to build. Turns out, I’m just a pawn in a game of emotional chess. My queen refuses to make a single move.” — AnonymousBlockhead82
“Every time I feel hungry, I build a castle. Yet every castle crumbles when no one is there to share a meal.” — WoodenPickaxePhilosopher

Controversies Brewing in the Shadow Realm

Banned in 12 Countries: Authorities deemed the server a breeding ground for cosmic chaos, but they won’t tell you why! 🚫
Noodle-Napping Algorithms: Mysterious bots prowling the server to snatch up your precious ramen! Can you stay one step ahead?

Secret Features Revealed!

Beware! The server isn’t what it seems. Actually, it is what it seems—and that’s precisely the twist. Every block you place could simultaneously be a step toward salvation or an invitation to your doom!

Alchemical Recipes for Regret: Mix and match your emotional turmoil to create potions that taste of despair, wildly popular among the villagers!
The shifting Marketplace of Choices: Buy or trade with NPCs who don’t want what you’re offering. That might just be part of the fun!

Join Us—If You Dare!

Summon the courage to join our pixelated pilgrimage! Engage in discordant debates over every choice in life, all while battling insatiable cravings for Taco Bell that may never materialize. Madness awaits!

Grab your pickaxe, your hunger, and whatever paradoxes you can muster, and step into BootleCraft—where the absurd collides with the ravenous, and only the hungriest will thrive! 🏰✨

CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay
CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay, expensive trip, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial sacrifices, financial strain, financial stress, milestone birthday, partner disagreement, partner expectations, personal spending, relationship dynamics, saving for the future, shared expenses, travel accommodations, travel budget, travel conflicts, travel decisions, travel expenses, travel plans, travel priorities
Are you tired of feeling like an ATM instead of a partner? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about financial arguments with your partner. No more debates about who should pay for what trip – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And guess what? We have a special event where you can celebrate your virtual dad’s 90th birthday in style! Build him a virtual cake, throw him a virtual party, and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until you log off).
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your partner blowing up your budget. Let’s build a world where financial arguments don’t exist, and the only thing you need to save up for is that diamond armor. See you there!

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New Server IP
RemoteCraft chores LOL
Chores, chores agreement, chores balance, chores conflict, chores distribution, chores expectations, chores responsibilities, communication problems, Frustration, household chores, household responsibilities, living together, lol, partner expectations, relationship issues, remote work, RemoteCraft, Resentment, resentment in relationship, unequal division of labor, working from home, working remotely
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world where chores don’t exist!
Join us and leave behind the struggles of having to do everything around the house, just like our player who does all the cooking, cleaning, and grocery shopping in their relationship. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs without ever having to worry about sweeping or cleaning litter boxes.
And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the demands of your partner, just remember that on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. No more arguments about who should do the dishes or take out the trash – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP
177cm, dating deal breakers, dating preferences, dating standards, guy, height discrimination, height expectations, height preference, height qualifications, height requirements, height specifications, height standards, Minecraft, minimum height requirement, partner criteria, partner expectations, Personal preferences, physical attributes, relationship criteria, relationship standards, smp, societal norms, Tall
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!
Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.
So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

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New Server IP
TripWithoutBae
boyfriend drama, boyfriend jealousy, commitment concerns, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, evacuation stress, family time, family trip, financial constraints, long distance relationships, partner expectations, personal boundaries, quality time, relationship issues, relationship ultimatums, travel decisions, TripWithoutBae, trust issues, wildfire aftermath
Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.
Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.
So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

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New Server IP
CraftyCouplesConflict
busy schedule, career demands, Communication Issues, CraftyCouplesConflict, feeling disrespected, lack of communication, misunderstanding, partner arguments, partner expectations, partner neglect, Prioritization, relationship conflicts, relationship struggles, resolving conflicts, salary differences, Time management, work commitments, work priorities, work responsibilities, work-life balance, workplace stress
Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Join our server and escape the chaos of work, relationships, and responsibilities!
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your partner getting upset because you didn’t respond to their text message during your lunch break. No more feeling disrespected or not prioritized – on our server, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun!
With over 150k salary difference from real life, you can enjoy the virtual riches of our Minecraft world without any guilt. So leave the drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience!

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New Server IP
BlockMC
Cross-Play, LifeSteal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This a Lifesteal server
play.blockmc.me:26136

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New Server IP
TheFruitBox – 1.20.4 | Java & Bedrock | Semi-Vanilla Survival | Events & Tournaments & Shops | Tribes
bedrock, Buildcompetition, building, Chestshop, classic, Competitions, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empires, Events, Exploitsallowed, Mall, Minimalistic, Oldschool, PvP, Redvsblue, Shoppingmall, Spawn, Sponges, Survival, Teams, Tournaments, Tribes, Vanilla
🍎🎮 TheFruitBox Minecraft Server 🎮🍎
Rediscover the essence of Minecraft at TheFruitBox! Immerse yourself in a pure vanilla gameplay experience with a few knacks. Join a tight-knit community of players who appreciate classic Minecraft in its truest form.
🏰 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources, shape the marketplace, and witness the dynamic interactions of our community — Currency is Sponge 🧽.
🛍️ Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products. Let your entrepreneurial spirit shine as you attract customers from across the server.
🌟 Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive events unique/custom to the server. Engage in thrilling competitions such as the Champions Tour, Red VS Blue battles, special holiday events, and exciting build competitions—all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.
🔥 Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.
🌍 Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction. The possibilities for discovery are endless.
👥 Supportive Community: Join our discord… or join a tribe in-game.
📚 Server History: Server was created 2/19/2021. Previously OnlyVanilla.
💬 Stay Connected: Communicate and collaborate with fellow players outside the game on our Discord server.
🌐 Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.
Join TheFruitBox today and relish the pure essence of Minecraft. Engage in vanilla gameplay, participate in unique events, and connect with a vibrant community that values the true spirit of the game.
play.thefruitbox.net:25700

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New Server IP
RedBanner
Creative, Creativeplots, Economy, Economysurvival, Friendly, Gravestones, KitPvP, Markets, Plots, Shulkerpacks, Survival, Towny, Treefeller, Xpbottler
RedBanner.net Java 1.20.1 Native, Bedrock Compatible
Fresh 1.20 Map!
– Co-op Survival Towny Small, friendly community Player-run markets and economy (no server-run shop) Rentable shops Brewery with lots of custom recipes mcMMO Autocrafters DoubleEnderchests Potion combining, and enchant/potion effect hiding Respawning dragon eggs GraveStones (protected for 10 minutes) 80% Player experience drops on death Normal Difficulty sethomes Passcode Sign chest/door protection (also protected with factions) Balanced mob farms and villager trades Creeper/enderman block damage disabled Treefeller ShulkerPacks (open shulkers from inside inventories) XP is collected in hoppers as bottles o’ enchantin
– Creative Plots 5 plots per person 42×42 block plot area
– Weekly Events Staff-picked player-requested server-wide events anyone can join Hosted every Saturday (hit us up if that’s a problem, we’ll work something out)
– Various Minigames Mobarena (with decent rewards) 1v1 arena MurderMystery…more to come, we have a few in development.
redbanner.net

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New Server IP
NyanPig 24/7 Freebuild Survival
Economy, PvE, Survival
-No whitelist, Guests can build, you can protect your stuff -Economy system with shops and rewards -Jobs, classes and ranks -Survival, Freebuild!
JOIN US AND HAVE FUN!
85.131.153.100

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Tallcraft
Bukkit, Dropper, Freebuild, Industries, Minecraft, Modified, Monster, Monsterindustries, PvP, Survival, Tallcraft
Explore FreedomJoin Us – Website
mc.tallcraft.com

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Gemora SMP
Costomworld, MCMMO, Modified, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival
Gemora Middle School
We are a small smp with magic, costom world generation, coustom enchants, powergems (simular to bliss smp but no its not ment to bliss copy) uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what else. idk.
Supports Java & Bedrock edition
Supports all versions (1.8.x – 1.20.x)
Discord:discord.gg/BgemfUF4jd
gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

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New Server IP
teozcommunity
fun server for u to build
mc.teozcommunity.com

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New Server IP
LunarPrison
Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival
Lunar Prison: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!
Welcome to LunarPrison! we’ve set the standard for Minecraft prison servers. Here’s why we stand out among the rest of the servers on this server list, and why joining us is your next great adventure:
Server IP: LunarPrison.play-creative.com Discord: discord.gg/
node1.yungcz.com:25598

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New Server IP
SURVIVAL RX
Survival
SURVIVAL RX
⛏️ | SURVIVAL
⚔️ | MCMMO
News on our social network
📱INSTAGRAM
SURVIVAL RX is a server founded by KAUAN Better known as EKAUANP The server was founded with the aim of entertaining and encouraging the MINECRAFT community
survivalrx.enxada.host

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New Server IP
Marcane MC
Economy, PvE, Survival
Markane MC
– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners
– Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more!
– Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi Vanilla
We appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!
How to join
– Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer
– Then click on Add Server in the bottom right
– Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional
mc.marcane.net

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