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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 207 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.
Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.
Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.
So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.
