Partisan Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates

    BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Democrats and Republicans fighting it out like it’s a dang civil war! We got extreme members doin’ backflips and moderates just chillin’ in the corner like “wut is even happening?”

    If you wanna see some real political drama unfold right before your eyes, dis is the place to be! Watch as extreme members build giant statues of their party leaders and moderates try to mediate like “guys, can’t we all just get along?”

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie horde. Yeehaw, it’s gonna be a wild ride, y’all! So come on over and join the funniest political showdown in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GovtBabyAbort SMP

    GovtBabyAbort SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

    Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

    Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ImpeachBidenMC Server

    ImpeachBidenMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of waiting for the rightwingers to impeach Biden? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can take matters into your own hands and impeach Biden yourself! Build your own impeachment trial court, gather evidence of Biden’s wrongdoings (like eating ice cream too often), and rally your fellow players to join the cause. Who needs Congress when you have Minecraft? Join now and make impeachment great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeftOrRightMC Server

    LeftOrRightMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow a straight path? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to make that decision again because we only have left and right turns! That’s right, no more indecision, just pick a direction and go for it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Left-Right War, where players must choose a side and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will you join the Lefties and fight for order and structure, or will you join the Righties and embrace chaos and freedom? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Left-Right Pig? Legend has it that this magical creature can grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Left-Right Pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

    ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of political drama and legal shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only charges being thrown around are fire charges in PvP battles! Our elections are so fair, even Putin would be impressed – no rigged votes here, just pure block-placing fun. Plus, our community is so chill, you won’t have to worry about anyone creating charges out of thin air against you. So come on, join us and leave the real world craziness behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

    Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and taxes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own tax-free paradise where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs Democrats when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rich llamas who are just looking for some new players to join their wild adventures. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the tax system one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty GOP Mine: Where even creepers have better work ethics than politicians

    Crafty GOP Mine: Where even creepers have better work ethics than politicians

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all talk of politics and replaced it with epic building competitions and treasure hunts! Join us and leave the political drama behind as you embark on wild adventures with fellow players who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and leave those pesky political debates in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP