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Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Emeralds Found:	3838	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ores Mined:	3841
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4337
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	4484
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4456
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?