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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 823 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
