we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!
so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?
studies have shown that even brief exposure to particulate matter can impede your selective attention and emotional recognition. but on our server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense. you’ll be able to focus on your virtual adventures without any distractions.
join us now and experience the cleanest, most pollution-free minecraft server in existence. trust us, your brain will thank you.
Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.
In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!
So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.
Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.
We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.
But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!
Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.
Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!
Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?
Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.
Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!
| Launch Date | 25th of August |
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| Server Location | Europe |
| Discord | discord.gg/KingdomsSMP |
The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.
No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.
Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.
Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.
We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
