we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!
so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?
studies have shown that even brief exposure to particulate matter can impede your selective attention and emotional recognition. but on our server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense. you’ll be able to focus on your virtual adventures without any distractions.
join us now and experience the cleanest, most pollution-free minecraft server in existence. trust us, your brain will thank you.
Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!
Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.
In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| /home and /sethome | Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed) |
| Safe zone spawns | Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops |
| Plugin | Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server |
| Nether and End dimensions | 50×50 chunks each |
| Spawn builds | Handmade by the owner |
| Explosion durability system | Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily |
Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!
Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server set on hard mode? | Yes, the server is set on hard mode. |
| How big is the map radius? | The map radius is 50 chunks wide. |
| Are /home and /sethome commands removed? | Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay. |
| Can players trade at safe zone spawns? | Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns. |
| Are there admin shops for buying necessities? | Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops. |
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and cows dance. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some serious moves.
But that’s not all! Our server events are like no other. How about a nighttime emergency meeting of the task force where you have to fend off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’d prefer the grand assault event where you ride hovercrafts and torment your enemies with light armor. The possibilities are endless!
And let’s not forget about our limited edition bunny costumes for your characters. Want to hop around the server looking adorable? We’ve got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We have players who are scared of tablets and need help taking their medicine, just like David! Watch as our dedicated staff members pour water down your throat with precision and care.
But beware, if you don’t swallow in time, you may get kicked out of the server just like David spat out his medicine.
Join now for a chance to argue with family members over parenting styles and leave in a dramatic fashion. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Picture this: you and your partner inherit a property, only to have family members evicted shortly after. But wait, there’s more! One family member tries to pawn off their criminal adult child on you, causing chaos and conflict. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?
With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your life choices. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and questionable family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, the wildest ride ever, man. you gotta join to experience that kind of craziness.
also, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, man. you gotta join to party with the alien villagers.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you gotta join to witness the majestic flying pigs in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join this server and let the insanity begin!