Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths and claim your riches?
But beware, there’s a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Slayer who roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face them in battle. Will you be the one to defeat them and claim the title for yourself?
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our crazy community of players!
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.
But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.
In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!
We’ve got 41 institutions on board for this crazy adventure, and guess what? 39 of them are totally obsessed with us! The other two tried us out but decided we were a total flop. But hey, that just means every single participating institution has had a taste of our awesomeness.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only ones with the crypto swag that everyone’s talking about. Come join us for some wild adventures and see why we’re the talk of the town!
We’ve got more excitement than a creeper about to explode, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re just a lonely player in a virtual world.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous.
But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a new friend who won’t cause any marital drama.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a divorce when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? It’s a whole new world out there, and it’s waiting for you to explore. See you in the game!
Forget about real life arguments and come build your dream castle with us. Who needs a glass of water when you can have a virtual bucket of lava to pour on your enemies?
Join now and leave the dishes behind. Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and explosive way. No more apologizing for wanting a drink of water, just pure gaming bliss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build, fight, and conquer together in a world where dishes don’t exist and thirsty spouses are a thing of the past!
Clovercraft is an open and supportive Minecraft community for adults 18+. We have an active and international user base and strive to be welcoming to people of all backgrounds. Our server runs on PaperMC, with a variety of server-side plugins to enhance the multiplayer experience, while staying 100% vanilla compatible.
| Active and welcoming Discord community, full of diverse members from across the globe. |
| LGBTQ+ friendly community, with staff striving for a comfortable environment for all |
| Regular Discord events, including games nights, movie nights, and regular SMP events |
| In-game economy with player and admin villager shops |
| Lands plugin offers player claims with lots of extra options |
| AuraSkills for additional skills and abilities |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Head to our Discord server (link above) and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join Clovercraft. |
| Are there special events on the server? | Yes, we host regular events such as games nights, movie nights, and SMP events. |
We offer a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about fake moms trying to trick you with their almost perfect appearances.
Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where reality is questioned and the only thing that matters is having a good time in a blocky world.
Don’t be fooled by fake AI moms, join our server and let your creativity run wild!
🐶🚫 Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! 🚫🐶
🤯😱 One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! 😱🤯
🚀🌈 So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? 🌈🚀
👾🔥 Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! 🔥👾
Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!
So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!
So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?