come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!
Java Jolt Server
Cash Out Craze: Bet Big, Win Bigger!
lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got cash-out gambling like wut even is that?? u can place huge bets and then cash out like a boss, makin u feel like a high roller in the virtual world. studies show that people go cray cray and bet 35% more when they can cash out, so come join us and get ur bet on! who needs diamonds when u can win big and cash out like a pro? come join the madness and let’s get this virtual party started!Smp running BCG+ but don’t worry, we haven’t modded anything… except maybe for the smp participants!
WideEyed SMP Overview
Server Features New ores, custom armors, weapons, artifacts Unique ways of travel and creative building mechanics Proximity voice chat and character customization with hats Join us now!
https://discord.gg/RR5TctS2
We can’t wait to see what you create!FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for more information. Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Of course! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they also join our Discord server. Is there a specific theme or building style on the server? While we encourage creativity, there is no specific theme or building style required. Build whatever inspires you! NoAggroCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we prove that playing violent video games doesn’t make you a psycho killer! We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make unicorns jealous. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.ShroomCraft: The Happy Place
Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.
So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!
I’m hosting a version of the Stanford vacation experiment. No mods, just fun!
Server Name Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment Server Type Minecraft Objective Explore the effects of perceived power and authority within a Minecraft prison setting Roles Prisoners and Guards Participation Various activities mimicking dynamics of a prison environment FAQ:
Q: How can I sign up for the Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment?
A: All information and how to sign up can be found in this google form.
Q: What happens after I sign up?
A: You will be assigned a role as either a prisoner or guard and will participate in the activities within the Minecraft prison setting.
Q: How long does the experiment last?
A: The duration of the experiment may vary, but typically it lasts for a specific period determined by the organizers.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow during the experiment?
A: Yes, participants are expected to follow the rules and guidelines set by the organizers to ensure a smooth and successful experiment.
Q: Can I participate if I am new to Minecraft or inexperienced with the game?
A: All levels of experience are welcome to participate in the experiment. The focus is on the dynamics of power and authority, rather than gaming skills.
MinecraftMindMelt
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.
IntermittentFastingFail41
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.