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“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6050
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

Affection, attraction, Bond, charming, Connection, endearing, Favorite, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, partner, PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP, peculiar, Qualities, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Traits, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, partner, personal boundaries, relationship, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual exploration, sexual needs, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

RussianPeace Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Invasion, invasion threat, Military, Minecraft, Peace, peaceful people, Politics, protest, russia, RussianPeace, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2243	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	2594

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

MoscowDroneWars

Aerial, Airbase, aircraft, Attack, Defense, Drones, intelligence, key, Military, Moscow, MoscowDroneWars, Operation, reconnaissance, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Target, Technology, unmanned, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!

VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

Alternative Medicine, cure, daily intake, depression, depression symptoms, dietary supplement, emotional well being, health benefits, holistic health, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood enhancement, mood improvement, natural remedy, Reduce, research, scientific study, self-care, SPLASH, study, Vinegar, VinegarCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9647
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!

Untitled Network

alliances, Battles, Champion, confrontations, Conquest, Cross-Play, DOMINANCE, Economy, LifeSteal, multiplayer, power, PvP, Raiding, Rivals, showdown, strategy, Survival, Victory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Lifesteal SMP – The Ultimate Survival Showdown!

Step into the heart-pounding world of Lifesteal SMP, where every battle could be your last and every heart you steal is a step closer to dominance! In this electrifying survival server, you’ll forge alliances, engage in epic confrontations, and strategize to outwit your rivals. The more you conquer, the more powerful you become. Are you ready to steal your way to victory?

Join the action now:

IP: UntitledNetwork.us.to:8247 Bedrock IP-UntitledNetwork.us.to Port: 8247

Unleash your inner champion and claim your place at the top!

UntitledNetwork.us.to:8247

SkillCraft Server

active community, Adventure, BUILD, Cunning Miner, Dynamic Mobs, Economy, epic adventures, Epic Loot, Exciting Events, Explore, Factions, fierce warrior, friendly community, infernal mobs, Levellable Mobs, master builder, Mastery, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, rare rewards, Roleplay, SkillCraft Server, Skills Plugin, Survival, Wars

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to SkillsCraft – Where Adventure Meets Mastery!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience with SkillsCraft! Our server offers a unique blend of challenges and excitement with features that will keep you engaged:

– Levellable Mobs: Encounter dynamic mobs that level up and grow stronger as you do, providing endless challenges and surprises. – Infernal Mobs: Face off against special mobs with unique abilities and epic loot, adding a new layer of excitement to your adventures. – Skills Plugin: Unlock and upgrade a wide range of skills to tailor your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a fierce warrior, or a cunning miner, there’s something for everyone. – Wars: Embark on epic andventures and participate in exciting events to earn rare rewards and show off your achievements. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who love to explore, build, and have fun together.

144.217.248.93:25587

ZEEMAN opened a new world! Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, new world, OWNER, Server, ZEEMAN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

The owner of the server «ZEEMAN opened a new world» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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