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HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ores Mined:	1020
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	7909	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	999685

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!