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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9540 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!