New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Parrot4chan Minecraft Servers

  • RussianRage Minecraft Server

    RussianRage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5126
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where slavs are just seen as regular white people? Well, on our server, slavs are the ultimate civilization builders! Join us and witness the epic rise of the slavic empire as they conquer the Minecraft world with their squatting skills and tracksuit fashion sense. Who knew that adidas could be the key to world domination? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and chaotic adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShotaCraft Minecraft Server

    ShotaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3814
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2014 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Imagine a world where Endermen wear top hats and creepers dance the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

    AdmitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4105
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 452781 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic and reason are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyShowerDollaDrama

    BabyShowerDollaDrama
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9929
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the impending arrival of not one, but TWO babies! Join us for the most epic baby shower you’ve ever seen in the virtual world.

    Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!

    Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.

    But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoDiamondRingMC Server

    NoDiamondRingMC Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7109
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 181 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of saying “I do” in Minecraft marriages? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have turned down marriage proposals for the most outrageous reasons. From being allergic to diamond rings to having commitment issues with virtual spouses, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride of hilarious rejections and wacky excuses! Who needs love when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EgoCraftMC

    EgoCraftMC
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2062
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

    Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransgenderDad Minecraft Server

    TransgenderDad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3129
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft servers, but we don’t rule on boring stuff like laws and stuff. we rule on who gets to be the “father” of a baby in the game after a switcharoo gender change! it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, you never know who’s gonna be the daddy next! join us for the drama and the laughs, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GayCraft: Namibia Revolt

    GayCraft: Namibia Revolt
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7202
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

    SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4351
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

    we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

    our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

    join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun

    MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2759
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Votes: 3152 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Alien Abductions: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Animals Bred: 123 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so active they never feel emotionally exhausted! they mine and build all day long, finding diamonds and creating epic structures that will blow your mind! our community is so supportive and fun, you’ll never want to leave! plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the more luck you’ll have finding rare items and defeating bosses. so what are you waiting for? come join us and never feel emotionally exhausted again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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