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MineHappyLand

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	145
Potions Brewed:	164	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	541800	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mines Excavated:	2762
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Crops Grown:	2446
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6750

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crops Grown:	3542
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	6208
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3954	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	116

Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

CraftyChances Minecraft Server

BETTING, Casino, chance, CraftyChances, Entertainment, gambling, Gaming, increasing chances of winning, jackpot, long tail tags: how to win at slots, LUCK, maximizing slot payouts, Minecraft, MONEY, Odds, Payout, Potential, Realistic, Risk, Server, Slot Machine Tips, Slots, strategy, substantial, WIN, winning big at slots, Winnings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9593	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!

RoomRageCraft

anger outburst, boundary violation, emotional distress, emotional trauma, emotional vulnerability, family betrayal, mental health, mental health stigma, online humiliation, personal space, privacy breach, privacy invasion, privacy violation, room invasion, RoomRageCraft, sibling conflict, sister betrayal, sister drama, social media backlash, trust breach, video leak

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of living with a sister who thinks it’s okay to share embarrassing videos of you at your lowest point? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without the fear of privacy invasion.

Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-sharing-private-videos-of-your-sibling policy in place, so you can rest assured that your virtual world will remain private and secure.

Don’t let your sister’s betrayal bring you down – join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss in the digital realm. Who needs sympathy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? So come on, join us and leave the drama behind!