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Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Potions Brewed:	65
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5678	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9904	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	1348	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Items Found:	5081
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	707

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!