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CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	80	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

brain power, BrainPowerVSWill, cognitive ability, Decision making, determination, determination vs intelligence, Focus, Grit, inner strength, intelligence, mental acuity, mental agility, mental endurance, mental fortitude, mental strength, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, resilience, self-discipline, smp, will power

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Runes Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, crisis management., drone footage, eastern europe, Footage analysis, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, media coverage, Military, Minecraft, Server, SlaughterCraft, SLAUGHTERED, surrendering, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, violence, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperz

CASUALTIES, conflict in the Middle East, CraftyCreeperz, extremist groups, gaza, Hamas, Hamas statement, Islamic extremism, Israel, killed seven, Middle East conflict, militant organizations, Palestinian militants, political violence, Statement, Tel Aviv attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, terrorism in Tel Aviv, terrorist attacks, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

NoTouchy Door Handles

avoidance behavior, Behavioral Psychology, cleanliness, cleanliness paradox, cleanliness perception, contamination avoidance, Door, door handles, door hygiene, fear of contamination, germaphobia, hand hygiene, handles, hygiene, infectious diseases, NoTouchy, preventive measures, public awareness, public health, public restroom hygiene, sanitation, surface cleanliness, touch avoidance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, aquatic animals, Communication, dolphin, dolphins, facial expressions, Fun, iScience, Land, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, non-verbal communication, open-mouth behaviors, Play, playful behavior, Playtime, research study, researchers, scientific discovery, smiles, Social Interaction

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

24/7 server, accidentally, Active players, BLOW, Chest locking, Community, Craft, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Explore, grow, hermitcraft, Houses, iso, Item Frames, launched, mini-blocs, Mob Heads, new, No Grief, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, VIBES

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ores Mined:	8662
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

Bitch, blackopscel, Board, challenge, Competition, conqueror, Domination, formidable, Gaming, glow up, Impressive.., Intimidating, Minecraft, MogMaster, Mogs, Powerful, prowess, Server, skillful, Superiority, TALENTED, Unstoppable, Victory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.