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SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9978	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	923966
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7906
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6054
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4466	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Villages Defended:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!