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D-Nexus

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

mc.d-nexus.co:48627

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

main.theburgserver.com

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Haifischbecken.net

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Sami Stine

samistine.com

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

redemptionkraft.mcph.co

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Votes:	7536	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

eaveecraft

play.eaveecraft.com

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Play.MCB-Factions.com

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

mc.craftersparty.com:25898

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

192.254.79.229

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

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